Watching a movie - then sex scene - and your dad!

the whole year inn

billymitchell wrote: »

Just reminded me of a cringey story with me and my old fashioned parents!!!
Just to set the scene, my folks watch Hearbeat, late late and Pat Short, thats it!!
So I was at home one evening watching the TV, Late Late was just finished, so I grabbed the remote and being wary that the folks were in the room, I said I would try put on something not too offensive. So next thing I saw on E4, "Top 100 Drama's of all time". So i thought that'll do nicely, Drama = Boring, no worries. Remote put down, settle down for a snooze fest before bed

So anyway, what was the next "top" drama that comes on, "Queer as Folk"...... First scene is one guy w*nking off another, then there is some guy bumming another guy. Then there was the "famous" coming out scene.(I never seen the show before, but allegedly that was a famous scene)

So I was so frozen with shock over the whole thing, i left it on the whole way through. Needless to say the folks made a swift exit out of the room to have a little chat,no doubt have a "talk" about me!!

lol

Ghost Train

parents seem to have the ability of entering the room just as some hot and steamy scene in the movie starts

I remember watching Maximum Risk with my Dad years abck when it first came out and my Dad saying that the sex scene was Van Damme planning his escape. Still remember him fast forwarding through it and me asking why it was taking so long for him to escape.

girlbiker

[

Unless of course he were to turn around and say something along the lines of - "Thats some seriously hot stuff there, I wish your mother was into that. Is this making you hard ? Because its making me hard ... just wondering ya know ?"

In which case I would be predictably freaked the **** out.[/quote]

hahaha:D f&*king hell.............me too!

Berty

Old thread Alert :pac::pac::pac:

Nodin

xzanti wrote: »

I was in the car with my dad the other day and that Nichol Sherzinger song came on, you know the one with Timbaland, and the part where she starts moaning/simulating orgasm started... Utter silence in the car, most uncomfortable few seconds of my life

What I found most amusing was the odd occassion my 72 year old gaelgoir father seemed to develop a keen interest in the various videos of rap artists........

Censorsh!t

haha. yeah its sooo awkward.
Its kinda like "sooo,...anybody want a cup of tea?" or "i'm going to the bathroom" or i take sudden interest in making sure the dog is comfortable on the couch.

Frisbee

Yeah I'm the same.
You just never know what to do. As it's always obvious when youbale out of the room or try start a conversation

Adamcp898

Censorsh!t wrote: »

haha. yeah its sooo awkward.
Its kinda like "sooo,...anybody want a cup of tea?" or "i'm going to the bathroom" or i take sudden interest in making sure the dog is comfortable on the couch.

You make your dog comfortable for watching the shex?

lostexpectation

mike65 wrote: »

Never a problem at any age I have to say - watching stuff like Barberalla (okay its light-weight but with nekkidness/sci-fi sex) with the parents when I was 12 or 13.

Mike.

the when she's in the orgasmo piano thingy!!!

mental07

We studied Cinema Paradiso for Leaving Cert. I went to a convent school. There's a scene where Toto (the main protaganist) is banging this girl......right in the middle of this scene, one of the nuns walks in the door. She tut-tutted and walked right out! Was pretty priceless!

dtwhaler

Not quite watching with parents but similar ....
Was staying over at the in-laws and we went to bed leaving her aul lad watching telly on his own. The TV in the room is hooked up through the Sky box in the sitting room so we were watching whatever he was watching.
I said to the wife that her da would start flicking through the channels looking for porn. "No, no my dad wouldnt do that" says she. About 5 mins later flick, flick, flick right through until a pair o tits flashed on the screen. It went straight back to that channel and stayed there until she got up to go to the jacks ......... I tried to explain to her its just a guy thing. Twas funny at the time tho'.

We've got to the stage where we try to have a laugh about it. Usually if my mom is there and something filthy comes we call our Dad to tell him he's missing it :D:D

Probably sounds a bit weird but its the only way we know of breaking the awkward silence.

antodeco

Censorsh!t wrote: »

i take sudden interest in making sure the dog is comfortable on the couch.

Finger up his bum?

sam34

my poor father cant cope with sex scenes at all, he even gets embarrassed by ads for tampons/pads

mental07

sam34 wrote: »

my poor father cant cope with sex scenes at all, he even gets embarrassed by ads for tampons/pads

Sure they're worse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OLEvlL2Ql8

NewFrockTuesday

Rminds me of a friend who was watching tv with his Dad (who is incredibly uptight ny nature) and Bill Hicks came on. Hes said to his Dad " This guy is brilliant! Wait till yu hear how funny he is" ...

....then Bill started his Marketing people and Satan routine....

Poor N nealy died! He had to sit through a snorting, cock sucking swear filled ten mins of agonised embarrassment. his father just sat bolt ridgid and kept sliding odd looks at his beloved son.

Sleepy

My mum had the most unbelievable knack of walking in mid-sex scene... you could be watching anything, a film with one minute of sex and she'd walk in for that one minute...

longshanks

i remember years back a few of us were having a few drinks and a smoke and watching a blue. then some fella who was the image of my father, same hair, same mustache, everything, appears on screen, big swinging dick on him and starts bangin away. i didn't know where to look, jesus it was awkward

komodosp

I'd be embarassed alright, but I'd be even more embarassed to get up and leave! Then I'd be showing my embarassment!

Ruu_Old

xzanti wrote: »

I was in the car with my dad the other day and that Nichol Sherzinger song came on, you know the one with Timbaland, and the part where she starts moaning/simulating orgasm started... Utter silence in the car, most uncomfortable few seconds of my life

pull the wheel to crash* the car!:eek:

*into something small, mind

Acacia

Sleepy wrote: »

My mum had the most unbelievable knack of walking in mid-sex scene... you could be watching anything, a film with one minute of sex and she'd walk in for that one minute...

Same here.

I always get interrogated about it too, like, 'why are you watching that?', 'who's she?', etc, etc.
And as soon as they leave the room, the sex scene ends.

Crash

My father is a dirty minded fecker, and have had some very awkward moments thanks to lewd comments he makes.

Among the two favourites of the last week:

Watching the canada ireland match as Kearney slid over for a try, and the commentator commented on how he "slid in on the wet". My father makes a joke about this, to which I, after a pint or two, thought i'd make a joke about how i didn't get it, and if he could explain it to me, while trying to stay as deadpan as I possibly could. He started off with an explanation of vaginal secretions, and around that point I walked off to the jacks conceding defeat.

The other was when my brother and his girlfriend were over for the weekend, and something came up about saving a chocolate bar for their flight home, to which she said "oh, i'll finish it now, if i get hungry I can eat Johns." - my dad nearly wet himself at the opportunity to make such a pun :P