Name banal things you do that give you great pleasure

FlutterinBantam · 13-08-2008 8:51am

Personally I like to head upstairs with the Irish Times..oh!.. it's banal..sorry my bad.

nice1franko · 13-08-2008 9:20am

ven0m wrote: »

the first poop of the day

how many do you do??

Cookie_Monster · 13-08-2008 12:32pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You didnt invent that.
Monkeys did.
And it was called the feces game

I can catagorically state that I have never, in my life, seen a monkey throw a mallet at a tree!

Sh1t, on the other hand, seen that plenty of times:D

ven0m · 13-08-2008 12:46pm

nice1franko wrote: »

how many do you do??

not sure, but I do like breaking the seal in the morning, & it's right up there with the last one before going to bed. it's just such a 'relieving' experience.

BroomBurner · 13-08-2008 1:20pm

I used to love sneezing, it was a little treat. Now I sneeze all the time, it's not a treat anymore

Love getting in to bed, especially with cold sheets/duvet cover.

Also love the very odd few moments when both of my nostrils are clear and I can breathe properly out of the two of 'em at the same time. Good times.

Turd Ferguson · 13-08-2008 1:29pm

BroomBurner wrote: »

I used to love sneezing, it was a little treat. Now I sneeze all the time, it's not a treat anymore

Love getting in to bed, especially with cold sheets/duvet cover.

Also love the very odd few moments when both of my nostrils are clear and I can breathe properly out of the two of 'em at the same time. Good times.

Thats impossible. We only breathe out of one nostril at a time.

Seriously, look it up...

citeal · 13-08-2008 1:33pm

yawning.

Johnnio13 · 13-08-2008 1:42pm

Pouring a perfect pint of guinness!

kdouglas · 13-08-2008 1:48pm

Tzetze wrote: »

Counting stairs.
Tapping out trios and counting in threes to three hundred simultaneously.

Feet tapping |L - R| |R - L| |R - L| |L - R|
Sometimes that's enough for pleasure, but more often I'll have to do the symmetrical opposite twice and then finish with a repeat of the first.

Again, sometimes that's enough, but sometimes I'll let the above be 'block 1', then do the symmetrical opposite twice 'blocks 2 & 3', then a repeat of the first 'block 4'.

Then all of the above can become 'block 1'... etc. etc.

Can anyone recommend a good shrink?

holy ****, i do exact same thing, normally with my tongue on opposite sides of my mouth or clicking my teeth together.

Jigsaw · 13-08-2008 2:54pm

Farting vigorously in the bath.
Dropping stuff off balconies.
Watching ownage clips on Youtube.
Spinning a pen around my fingers.
Buggery.

ven0m · 14-08-2008 10:29am

BroomBurner wrote: »

Love getting in to bed, especially with cold sheets/duvet cover.

Oh the cold sheets & cold duvet & cold pillows ...... bliss ..... wish soemone would invent a pillow that stayed cold, or had some form of mini cooling in it, cos it is annoying flipping pillows throughout the night to find a cold one ....

Dave147 · 14-08-2008 11:57am

ven0m wrote: »

Oh the cold sheets & cold duvet & cold pillows ...... bliss ..... wish soemone would invent a pillow that stayed cold, or had some form of mini cooling in it, cos it is annoying flipping pillows throughout the night to find a cold one ....

Exactly what I was going to say, love turning the pillow over and it's ice cold

:D dreaming about my friends hot mom... mmmmm milfs