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Did you hear about the blind circumsizor?

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  • 26-05-2008 9:08am
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    ryoishin
    Registered Users Posts: 754 ✭✭✭


    Did you hear about the blind circumsizor?

    He got the sac!


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    heh :)

    I went for an interview at the blacksmiths the other day. The man asked me did I ever shoe a horse?

    I said 'No, but I once told a dog to fvck off'


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    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    got a start on a site once,

    Foreman came up to me and asked,

    Can you spin a hammer on ter thumb and scratch yer balls at the same time?

    I said

    Yep

    He said

    Fvck off so, theres enough C***'* around here doin that already.

    :D:D


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    kmart6
    Registered Users Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Cheese


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    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,595 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    ryoishin wrote: »
    Did you hear about the blind circumsizor?

    He got the sac!
    :D:D:D LOL while holding my crotch in pain...


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    FrCrilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 528 ✭✭✭FrCrilly


    At an job interview once, I was asked what makes me tick.

    I replied "Well my grandfather was thick, my father was thick, so I suppose that's what makes me thick".


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