Even Christy has a bird

c - 13

An epic rock album could be written as a sequel. A mixture of christy moore and pink floyd. It could be called "Christy's on the Wall"

BobTheBeat

tallaght01 wrote: »

hahahah I've been lookin for an excuse to wear a baseball cap back-to-front for years.

Im not sure if we'll get away with that. Its all baseball caps worn to the side with straight peaks these days. We may need advice from some of the wimmin boardsies.

Fuk it, its all happening so fast!

tallaght01

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Until one day, Christy got up...he walked to the nearest pub (Sang in a low talking like voice)

That would be amazing in the vidoe Christy rising like a phoenix from the ashes.

c - 13 wrote: »

An epic rock album could be written as a sequel. A mixture of christy moore and pink floyd. It could be called "Christy's on the Wall"

What do u reckon....should we be heading towards power ballads? Or proper heavy rock? It will be really difficult to sing at a fast pace in a christy voice

bobmeaney wrote: »

Im not sure if we'll get away with that. Its all baseball caps worn to the side with straight peaks these days. We may need advice from some of the wimmin boardsies.

Fuk it, its all happening so fast!

Does this mean my oversize tshirt is out??? This band does need the female touch alright. But you're not gonna many ladies involved with a christy brown tribute band lol

c - 13

tallaght01 wrote: »

What do u reckon....should we be heading towards power ballads? Or proper heavy rock? It will be really difficult to sing at a fast pace in a christy voice

Yeah but funny as **** :pac:

Xavi6

bobmeaney wrote: »

Its decided so. Ill get on to Itunes and RMG with a view to getting distribution in Ireland and the Uk.

Lads, I nearly forgot, we need stage names.

Tallaght01 = "T-Alent aka T-Taller aka Holla atchore Ma"
Xavi = "BC Flow Styles aka Fluid-t aka MC Mickey money "
Bobmeaney = "Bob shob aka Ho-over Dose aka Beans"

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Latchy

What about a follow up song , a B side ?

Rb

caoibhin wrote: »

I hope to god that your not a doctor.

I hope to God you're not an English teacher.

Quality thread though, some of the best shít I've read here in a while

Caoimhín

Rb wrote: »

I hope to God you're not an English teacher.

Quality thread though, some of the best shít I've read here in a while

English is not mi firts lanugage.

tallaght01

caoibhin wrote: »

English is not mi firts lanugage.

You can be our singer then

Do you have any kind of a palsy that you could bring to the table?

BobTheBeat

I've noticed already that there is a fundamental disagreement in the type of musical angle we are going to take. I thought we were a rap group. Now it seems we are a rock band. Is the band on the verge of breaking up citing musical differences?

Rb

caoibhin wrote: »

English is not mi firts lanugage.

Genuinely lol'd:D

Radharc na Sleibhte

To the tune of Let It Be:

Saturday night and I'm stuck in the gaff
The bird just dumped for a laff
All my mates have women, even Christy.

So I lash on babe station, and whack out me knob,
I'd rent a whore, but I've got no bobs.
All me mates out are tonight, even Christy.


......Writers block....

tallaght01

Screw you you ****ing **** bob "yoko" meany.

**** you, and your fukkin electro-pop.

This band used to be about the MUSIC.

cnutrag.

tallaght01

MikeySligo wrote: »

To the tune of Let It Be:

Saturday night and I'm stuck in the gaff
The bird just dumped for a laff
All my mates have women, even Christy.

So I lash on babe station, and whack out me knob,
I'd rent a whore, but I've got no bobs.
All me mates out are tonight, even Christy.


......Writers block....

I don't even have a TV for pron. This thread is my only link tot he outside world

c - 13

tallaght01 wrote: »

Screw you you ****ing **** bob "yoko" meany.

**** you, and your fukkin electro-pop.

This band used to be about the MUSIC.

cnutrag.

Leave him alone until he finishes his drink at least

tallaght01

c - 13 wrote: »

Leave him alone until he finishes his drink at least

It's his boozing and the coke that's brought this band down.

Not to mention your solo stuff, you c*nt

I know allllll about it

BobTheBeat

Epic court battle ensues. Bobmeaney starts legendary spinoff quintet " Subaru Impreza Insurance " who pip tallaght01's power pop trio "McDonalds wrapper for toilet paper" to the post in the Billboard top 50 in the summer of 2013.

C-13 appears on the late late show with Xavi. Xavi gets drunk and comes on to guest Anne Doyle whilst C-13 tearily recounts his addiction treatment for Iced Caramels.

c - 13

bobmeaney wrote: »

Epic court battle ensues. Bobmeaney starts legendary spinoff quintet " Subaru Impreza Insurance " who pip tallaght01's power pop trio "McDonalds wrapper for toilet paper" to the post in the Billboard top 50 in the summer of 2013.

C-13 appears on the late late show with Xavi. Xavi gets drunk and comes on to guest Anne Doyle whilst C-13 tearily recounts his addiction treatment for Iced Caramels.

Thus ends that saga.

Throw up another song name there tallaght01. i had a great laugh trying to write shit for the first one.

tallaght01

c - 13 wrote: »

Thus ends that saga.

Throw up another song name there tallaght01. i had a great laugh trying to write shit for the first one.

My mate who I play music with recently split up with his bird. He texted me to say "I'm so miserable I can't **** anymore".

I told him we'd write a song of that name someday.....

So any ideas?

Caoimhín

tallaght01 wrote: »

You can be our singer then

Do you have any kind of a palsy that you could bring to the table?

I have all the palsyies.

Steve_o

caoibhin wrote: »

I have all the palsyies.

ROFL...

To the air of "the Macarana"

"You put your left foot in, take your left foot out,
In, out, In, Out and shake it all about...."

Duuurty!!!

tallaght01

caoibhin wrote: »

I have all the palsyies.

Full body palsy????

Legend. You're in. Don't even need a wheelchair We can just store you under the stairs. Just like the real thing

tallaght01

tallaght01 wrote: »

I watched "My left foot". Great movie. But it just made me feel more sad, because even Christy Brown managed to hang on to his bird in it

I have the perfect pick me up.
Choose an interesting and romantic location. (your in NZ isn't it? shouldn't be hard)
Borrow some interesting sporting equipment.
Take your shirt off.
Pose with in the aforementioned holding the latter like that.
Post in the ladies lounge.
Sit back and wait for the fawn feast.

Caoimhín

tallaght01 wrote: »

Full body palsy????

Legend. You're in. Don't even need a wheelchair We can just store you under the stairs. Just like the real thing

I even have penis palsy.

Steve_o

caoibhin wrote: »

I even have penis palsy.

That must make things....eh...unpredictable!

c - 13

I'm so miserable I can't **** anymore

Why did you go and leave me ?
Why'd you have to break my heart ?
Why'd you shatter my heart to pieces ?
Because now I cant get hard ....

Well its true,
I cant get a hard on 'Cos of you,
Not one type of porn will do,
Its just not happening,
Looks like my life wont involve any fappin',
'Cos of you ....

Well i've tried lesbian porn,
Two girls and a dog,
Three midgets in full leather gear,
Child pornography,
Uh, ... I mean full S&M,
But nothings getting a rise out of him.

Well its true,
I cant get a hard on 'Cos of you,
Not one type of porn will do,
Its just not happening,
Looks like my life wont involve any fappin',
'Cos of you ....

And i've tried penile torture,
German piss videos,
200 guys cum splattering one ho,
Shemales on guys,
Two girls and one cup,
But that little mother ****er just wont stand up

Well its true,
I cant get a hard on 'Cos of you,
Not one type of porn will do,
Its just not happening,
Looks like my life wont involve any fappin',
'Cos of you ....

'Cos of you ....

'Cos of you ....

/Fade out

Practically writes itself that one

EDIT: Forgot to mention should be sung in a slight country style, think something along the lines of Garth Brooks

wandatowell

tallaght01 wrote: »

There is honestly a world of talent on boards that I never knew existed.

I haven't laughed like this in ages :pac:

ditto, outstanding thread

Caoimhín

Steve_o wrote: »

That must make things....eh...unpredictable!

Picture a loose fire hose.

Pyr0

Some people have way too much time on their hands and/or feet.

c - 13

Pyr0 wrote: »

Some people have way too much time on their hands and/or feet.

I'm bored in work leave me alone :pac:

tallaght01

bobmeaney wrote: »

Epic court battle ensues. Bobmeaney starts legendary spinoff quintet " Subaru Impreza Insurance " who pip tallaght01's power pop trio "McDonalds wrapper for toilet paper" to the post in the Billboard top 50 in the summer of 2013.

C-13 appears on the late late show with Xavi. Xavi gets drunk and comes on to guest Anne Doyle whilst C-13 tearily recounts his addiction treatment for Iced Caramels.

Will there be a Xavi+ann doyle sex tape??? That's the question on everyone's lips

Moonbaby wrote: »

I have the perfect pick me up.
Choose an interesting and romantic location. (your in NZ isn't it? shouldn't be hard)
Borrow some interesting sporting equipment.
Take your shirt off.
Pose with in the aforementioned holding the latter like that.
Post in the ladies lounge.
Sit back and wait for the fawn feast.

hahahhah I don't think I could compete with the plethora of Dragan and Peakoutput pics in that thread :P

I'm too goodlookin :cool:

The only sport I do is martial arts, and I do actually look like christy brown when I'm doing it. I'n fact, Christy would sit back, laugh and shout "Ya ****in capper!!!" if he saw me in action.

caoibhin wrote: »

I even have penis palsy.

Jesus man, I feel your pain. I've had that on one or 2 occasions lol



As for you C-13, you're properly head-mental

"cum-splattering" indeed lol

tallaght01

c - 13 wrote: »

I'm bored in work leave me alone :pac:

U produced that on someone else's time?? lol

Full respect, bro. That's the ultimate in timewasting.

I hope your IT department get wind of it

c - 13

tallaght01 wrote: »

As for you C-13, you're properly head-mental

"cum-splattering" indeed lol

I'm seriously liking those lyrics, when I finally learn to play guitar I may even put music to that one !

tallaght01 wrote: »

U produced that on someone else's time?? lol

Full respect, bro. That's the ultimate in timewasting.

I hope your IT department get wind of it

IT here is non-existant. Still I wonder what the muslim computer services guy would say alright !

Xavi6

tallaght01 wrote: »

Will there be a Xavi+ann doyle sex tape??? That's the question on everyone's lips

Another one?

Parsley

I'll provide basslines if ya need em! :pac:

I think we could make this a heavy rock/rap dealy, like RATM or something...

BobTheBeat

Inspired by Tallagh01's new title:-

Im so miserable I cant **** anymore
Me da, he knows about it, he bought me a fukkin whore
Me ma she is leper and is from timbuktoo
The result I have no penis and its all because of you


This next one has to be said in shuffle time, like "Da-duh-da-duh-da". Drummers, you know what im talkin bout.
Back to Christy.Ill certainly go to hell for this one.

Christy was a man, who liked to write the books
Because of his Cerabral Palsy, he usent get many looks
One day he took a course, IN Fiction-ality
And wound up in a dustbin, in Dublins DIT

Edit:- It has occurred to me that this verse should be set to tune of the old Atari 2600 ad. "The fun is backk oh yesserrree,.... And wound up in a dustin, Dublins DIT".

Horsefumbler

tallaght01 wrote: »

So, I've just split up with a girl I'd been going out with for a while.

ok

billymitchell

Pyr0 wrote: »

Some people have way too much time on their hands and/or foot.

Sorry, just wanted to sort out the typo there.

Ruskie4Rent

MC Christy(feat. Krumlin Kriminals)- "Better than you!!"

Yo, my name's christy brown,
And I come from Kimmage
Draggin my kart 'round the town
It's not a great image!

But i'm still so cool-
You know you just can't fake it
Top down, the krumlin kriminals shout:
LET CHRISTY TAKE IT!

So at the end of the day,
I'm better than you-
All your mates say:
Even Chirsty has a boooooooooooord

Chorus
The chorus is just chisty whispering "Even christy has a booooord" repetatively.

Yo, I saw your last boooord-
She looked like a mutt!
And though, beggars can't be choosers-
I wouldn't even touch her with your left foot!

I hear you dissin' mah cerebral palsy
But i stills gots mah bestsellers-Mah movie too
Daniel Day Lewis played me
Who played you?

Chorus

So at the end of the day,
I'm still miles better than you-
You're on your own while.......

Even Chirsty has a boooooooooooord

Word!!

gogglebok

bobmeaney wrote: »

Its decided so. Ill get on to Itunes and RMG with a view to getting distribution in Ireland and the Uk.

Lads, I nearly forgot, we need stage names.

Tallaght01 = "T-Alent aka T-Taller aka Holla atchore Ma"
Xavi = "BC Flow Styles aka Fluid-t aka MC Mickey money "
Bobmeaney = "Bob shob aka Ho-over Dose aka Beans"

G-Bok. Simple. Plain. Are you Down with the Brown? G-Bok is.

Parsley

Christy doesn't need a bird, he just needs a fooookin ligh'!

Earthhorse

Damnit. I've a song ready to go on this but I came home to discover I can't find the memory card for my camera. If I manage to pick one up in town tomorrow I might still post it but it feels like the moment might have passed.

tallaght01

Do it, earthhorse, release your art...

Just got this one emailed from a mate:

hey have you hurd
even christy has a bird
He's got a working foot, AND 2 wheels
while i sit here, with me takeaway meals

he has gay hair
he sits in a chair
he looks like a mutt
he ****s with his foot

In my depths of despiar
that ****er in his chair
sits and gets blown
while I'm on my own

I believe that's the transition made to emo rock now :pac:

Xavi6

I wake up early at the crack of dawn,
And try to reach for the usual hard on.
but my hand won't move to my mornin glory
Oh fuckin hell I've caught the palsy!

Overcome with panic I start to despair,
How can I pull in this fuckin chair
While suppin beer through my nose,
It'll be ok though, I've got my toes

tallaght01

Xavi, you're goin straight to hell for that one

togster

Xavi6 wrote: »

I walk up early at the crack of dawn,
And try to reach for the usual hard on.
but my hand won't move to my mornin glory
Oh fuckin hell I've caught the palsy!

Overcome with panic I start to despair,
How can I pull in this fuckin chair
While suppin beer through my nose,
It'll be ok though, I've got my toes

ROFL

BobTheBeat

on circular limbs, cristy he ponders
up the stairs, all a sudden, his mind it wonders
to the fair haired lass, legs akimbo in bed
naumahuaohmmaaeughb, to himself he done said

to the clar dubh he reached, with toes so nimble
the cock it crowed, but it was just a symbol
for christy knew, time was n'ere out
For herself upstairs had begun to scream and to shout

The chalk dust it did jump , in all directions it went
An outline of a plane, soon became apparent
Christy he winced and moaned and he blew
On the blackboard he sat, up the stairs he flew

To his prize he did arrive, she waited open handed
On the bed, how the fook, the Plane!Was he to land it?
His knob like a pole vault, went into his missus
Thats why christy has a burd, and the rest of us - bitchless

Chorus:- Woah Woah, wrestlemania!

Controversial I know, but progressive nonetheless

tallaght01

bobmeaney wrote: »

His knob like a pole vault, went into his missus
Thats why christy has a burd, and the rest of us - bitchless

beautiful, my man. Beautiful.

What about a cover version of "I can't dance" by Genesis on the album?

Earthhorse

tallaght01 wrote: »

Do it, earthhorse, release your art...

The video is made. Left my PC uploading it overnight but it keeps going into sleep mode. If I can figure out how to prevent that it should go up by tomorrow morning.

BobTheBeat

If there was a term of speach better than 'So excited I just peuped my pants' I would use it now.

Turn off sleep mode, by clicking start, control panel and power options. From here you can disable sleep mode,suspend etc.