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Chants of the Year

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  • #52
    grames_bond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Deleted User wrote: »
    To quote the scouse, "calm down, calm down". What a bunch of English people who hate each others cities, sing about each other is hardly relevant to our lives no is it? If thats gettin you worked up Id hate to see if something important happened!! I laugh at the anti United songs as much as the United ones. Football songs are funny.

    exactly! 100% agree, the chants are funny, not to be taken to heart! well the majority of them, there are a few idiots who chant about stuff thats out of line, i mean i really dont like the adebayor chant that ive heard utd fans sing before! but a bit of (non racist) slaggin is good in my book!


  • #53
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Steve Gerrard Gerrard,
    He's big and he's f*ckin hard
    He's better than Frank Lampard
    Mr Alan wrote: »
    steve gerrard, gerrard
    hes big and he's ****ing hard
    he'll pass the ball 40 yards
    steve gerrard gerrard

    Oh why not, lets keep it going......

    Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
    He kisses the badge on his chest,
    He hands in a transfer request,
    Steve Gerrard, Gerrard


  • #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Oh why not, lets keep it going......

    Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
    He kisses the badge on his chest,
    He hands in a transfer request,
    Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

    Pffft thats so 2 years ago!!! :D:D:D


  • #55
    keltoms
    Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭keltoms


    Dong, dong, wherever u may be,
    ur name sounds like a big willy,
    and we dont care if cant see
    coz your name sounds like a big willy - United fans to Dong Fangzhou (however u spell it?)

    he'll shoot,he'll score,
    he'll eat ur labrador,
    hes park ji sung!!!!


  • #56
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    keltoms wrote: »
    Dong, dong, wherever u may be,
    ur name sounds like a big willy,
    and we dont care if cant see
    coz your name sounds like a big willy - United fans to Dong Fangzhou (however u spell it?)
    Easily adapted for Hugh Dallas


  • #57
    One Cold Hand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭One Cold Hand


    He's small,
    He's quick,
    He's got a massive dick,
    Ashley Yooouuunnngg!!

    Villa fans, after reports emerged that Ashley was on the net waving his 'dong' around.


  • #58
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    One Cold Hand wrote: »
    waving his 'dong' around.

    Slavery is illegial in these lands. A person can no longer own another person.


  • #59
    Death or Glory
    Closed Accounts Posts: 482 ✭✭Death or Glory


    Leeds fans at Wembley last sunday

    'This grounds to small for us, this grounds too small for us'

    Leeds fans to Port Vale keeper after a head on collision with his own defender who was unconcsious-

    'He's Dead, and It's your keepers fault'

    Leeds fans to Brighton fans

    'You only sing when you're rimming'

    'We can see you holding hands'

    'Cum in your boyfriend, you're gonna cum in your boyfriend'

    Leeds fans to Huddersfields 17 year old keeper as the fourth went in (finished 4-0)

    '**** spotty virgin, you're just a **** spotty virgin'

    '4-0, and it's your keepers fault'

    'Cry in a minute, he's gonna cry in a miiiiiiiiiiiiiinute'


  • #60
    grames_bond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    this season's tevez chant: (no it wasnt a heinze chant!! :D )
    ar-gen-tina
    ar-gen-tina
    ar-gen-tina


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  • #61
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    grames_bond wrote: »
    ar-gen-tina
    ar-gen-tina
    ar-gen-tina

    This is s thread about the best chants of the year....that is

    1. old
    2. ****e


  • #62
    grames_bond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    This is s thread about the best chants of the year....that is

    1. old
    2. ****e

    ah i just wanted to mention tevez!


  • #63
    deisedevil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    grames_bond wrote: »
    ah i just wanted to mention tevez!

    (Sang to tune of "God save Ireland")

    Who's that man from Argentina, who's that man we all adore.
    Plays with Wayne, plays with Wes, he's the superstar Tevez.
    And forever at Old Trafford may he score.


  • #64
    Death or Glory
    Closed Accounts Posts: 482 ✭✭Death or Glory


    Leeds fans to Tresor Kandol-

    'It seems to me you lived your life like a Kandol in the wind
    Never knowing what to do when a cross came in
    I want to see you score goals
    But I know I never will
    Your talent ran out long before
    Your contract ever will'


  • #65
    Gavin "shels"
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,965 ✭✭✭✭Gavin "shels"


    From tonights match between Shels -v- Limerick:

    "The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on your house go round and round all day long"


    From last week in Waterford and tonight

    "John Delaney you're a fu*king cu*t, John Delaney you're a fu*king cu*t, you hate the Reds, you sent us down, you take it up the fu*king brown, John Delaney you're a fu*king cu*t"


  • #66
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    This is s thread about the best chants of the year....that is

    1. old
    2. ****e

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    thats a better chant. 1 more time


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  • #67
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Heard this sang by Villa fans the game after Eduardo had his leg f ucked up.

    To the tune of MONSTER by The Automatic

    "Whats that coming out of his sock
    Is it his ankle? Is it his ankle?"


  • #68
    PHB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,617 ✭✭✭✭PHB


    Stoke had a nice tune yesterday,

    'Stand up if you beat Arsenal'

    gave me a wry smile :)


  • #69
    therecklessone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    Now sure if this made it to Craven Cottage for 3pm, but was being sung in boozers about 4hrs previous:

    Superkalafragalisticromanpavlyuchenko
    He's the striker that we got when we let Robbie Keane go
    He doesn't understand a word because he comes from Moscow
    Superkalafragalisticromanpavlyuchenko


  • #70
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    You'll never beat the Irish - sung at Derry supporters.


  • #71
    bohsman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,881 ✭✭✭bohsman


    We sold it 2 times, we sold it 2 times
    that bit over there, we sold it 2 times
    We'll sell it again, we'll sell it again
    that bit over there, we'll sell it again


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  • #72
    simonw
    Registered Users Posts: 647 ✭✭✭simonw


    bohsman wrote: »
    We sold it 2 times, we sold it 2 times
    that bit over there, we sold it 2 times
    We'll sell it again, we'll sell it again
    that bit over there, we'll sell it again

    We only lose in the high court!


  • #73
    SectionF
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭SectionF


    therecklessone wrote: »
    Superkalafragalisticromanpavlyuchenko
    He's the striker that we got when we let Robbie Keane go
    He doesn't understand a word because he comes from Moscow
    Superkalafragalisticromanpavlyuchenko
    Brilliant!


  • #74
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    bohsman wrote: »
    We sold it 2 times, we sold it 2 times
    that bit over there, we sold it 2 times
    We'll sell it again, we'll sell it again
    that bit over there, we'll sell it again

    Made me laugh, in fairness.


  • #75
    Nalz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,852 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    bohsman wrote: »
    We sold it 2 times, we sold it 2 times
    that bit over there, we sold it 2 times
    We'll sell it again, we'll sell it again
    that bit over there, we'll sell it again

    LMAO :D


  • #76
    roryc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,600 ✭✭✭roryc


    therecklessone wrote: »
    Now sure if this made it to Craven Cottage for 3pm, but was being sung in boozers about 4hrs previous:

    Superkalafragalisticromanpavlyuchenko
    He's the striker that we got when we let Robbie Keane go
    He doesn't understand a word because he comes from Moscow
    Superkalafragalisticromanpavlyuchenko

    haha thats class...


  • #77
    dfx-
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,697 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    "Shels are going up, going up, Shels are going uuuppp.."


  • #78
    Dodgykeeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Dodgykeeper


    dfx- wrote: »
    "Shels are going up, going up, Shels are going uuuppp.."



    Ha Ha!


  • #79
    citytillidie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,310 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    stovelid wrote: »
    You'll never beat the Irish - sung at Derry supporters.


    How can we beat ourselfs?

    ******



  • #80
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    citytillidie wrote: »
    How can we beat ourselfs?

    Chant
    Verb
    1. to repeat (a slogan) over and over

    Joke
    Noun
    1. something that is said or done to amuse people
    2. Informal. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality:


  • #81
    citytillidie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,310 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    stovelid wrote: »
    Chant
    Verb
    1. to repeat (a slogan) over and over

    Joke
    Noun
    1. something that is said or done to amuse people
    2. Informal. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality:

    Ahh but are you one of the Dubs who get upset with out little chant of "there no soap in Dublin"?

    ******



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  • #82
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    citytillidie wrote: »
    Ahh but are you one of the Dubs who get upset with out little chant of "there no soap in Dublin"?

    Haven't heard it, but not at all. More the merrier.


  • #83
    YDMHSSB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭YDMHSSB


    bump....introducing the Andy Brownrigg song. quite possibly one of the best football changs of all time. please watch it right through, it just gets funnier as it goes on.the poor lad.

    all we need now is andy reid back on the irish team, can see this taking off in croker!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDgiiTpnFU


  • #84
    therecklessone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    Think it best this gets closed based on how the other thread played out.


  • #85
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    OK folks post your favourite United songs + chants.
    Keep chat to a minimum, maybe just a comment on each song/chant.

    I'll start with my favourites:

    And-er-son-son-son
    He's better than Kleberson
    Ander-son-son-son
    He's our midfiled magician
    To the left to the right
    Do the samba dance tonight
    He is class with the brass
    And he shiits on Fabregas

    We'll never die, We'll never die
    We'll never die, We'll never die
    We'll keep the red flag flying high
    'Cos Man United will never die.


  • #86
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    :eek:


  • #87
    DSB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,951 ✭✭✭DSB


    Oh my.


  • #88
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    I watched them the other night and the loudest thing I heard was ferguson trying to get the fans to sing.

    How can 70,000 people make so little noise??


  • #89
    DSB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,951 ✭✭✭DSB


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    I watched them the other night and the loudest thing I heard was ferguson trying to get the fans to sing.

    How can 70,000 people make so little noise??

    Awh man you should hear the chants in the Woolshed though.


  • #90
    PHB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,617 ✭✭✭✭PHB


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    I watched them the other night and the loudest thing I heard was ferguson trying to get the fans to sing.

    How can 70,000 people make so little noise??

    It's much easier to be loud when you have 35,000 to be honest.

    United's away fans pretty much outsing every set of home fans at every game. Away fans tend to outsing nearly every set of home fans at every game.

    It's easy to have a loud stadium with less fans because there are less plastic fans just following on. Old Trafford is only noisey on big European nights these days. Then again, it was always special on those nights.
    Increased ticket prices every year have driven out half the fans who used to follow them in the 80s. Glazer crap as usual.


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  • #91
    Highsider
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Highsider


    Old Trafford AKA the liberay


  • #92
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Locked while the mods discuss this,we had issues with the last thread.I don't think we will be having one of these threads for each team I would say if they are back it will be one big thread.

    We will get back to you when we have had time to chat about this.

    Dub13


  • #93
    LuckyLloyd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,407 ✭✭✭✭LuckyLloyd


    Merged with the old general chants thread, if we decide to reopen it all chants will go here.


  • #94
    LuckyLloyd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,407 ✭✭✭✭LuckyLloyd


    Ok lads, go for it. Please note though that:

    This thread is for discussing some good chants that you like / are good for getting the fans into a game. It is not for posting bile about opposition clubs, about riling up opposition fans, or about playing out petty arguments between opposing groups of fans.

    Chants and songs are a part of the game. Some of them are quite clever or amusing. Let's talk about the good side of them here. :)


  • #95
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Tommy Masscherano



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