Choking Child

Marcus.Aurelius · 27-05-2008 4:35pm #1

A man and his son are walking home from a match. The boy, walking alongside his dad, throws a 20 c coin up in the air and catches it in his hand. He gets distracted and the coin falls down his windpipe. Instantly he begins to choke.

His father is distraught, and calls for help frantically.

Nearby, a large woman in crisp office uniform, stands up, folds her newspaper tightly, and marches over to the two. She bends over and grabs the boy by the scrotum.

She squeezes, he seizes up in pain. She squeezes tighter and then twists his sac suddenly. The boy squeals and the coin shoots out of his mouth. She catches it swiftly in one movement.

"Thank you so much", says the dad, "that was incredible, how did you know to do that".

"It's my job", said the woman, smartly. "I work for the revenue commissioners".