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Skiers

Homer · 2008-05-28 14:30:27

Two dyslexic skiers are standing at the top of the ski slope about to ski down it. They're arguing about whether you zig-zag down the mountain or zag-zig. A guy appears - they call him over and one of them says 'Listen, we're dyslexic skiers. Should you zig-zag down this mountain or zag-zig?' 'Don't ask me' the guy…

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28-05-2008 3:30pm

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Homer

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Two dyslexic skiers are standing at the top of the ski slope about to ski
down it. They're arguing about whether you zig-zag down the mountain or
zag-zig.

A guy appears - they call him over and one of them says 'Listen, we're
dyslexic skiers. Should you zig-zag down this mountain or zag-zig?'

'Don't ask me' the guy replies, 'I'm a tobogganist.'

'Okay then' says one of the skiers, 'just give us twenty Major and a box of
matches.'

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