Caption Competition...

Dades

I'm going to regret this...

Further to something Robin said in this thread I've prepared a small caption competition* using the image below:



Entrants can suggest a caption for one option, or for all three. There's no prize so it doesn't really matter.

Keep it clean - or I'll have to close the thread and ban myself for starting it.

* Not an actual competition

robindch

Going from left to right, one to six:

One: Your daughter's what?
Two: ...and worse still, the guy was a baptist!
Three: I send my Klan outfit to the cleaners and they do this to it!
Four: The missus likes it when I wiggle my left index finger like this.
Five: Easy for you to say. I lost most of my left hand when a circumcision went wrong.
Six: Oi, vey. I just know I'm going to... heavens, she's cute... end up in a caption competition.

bus77

Caption

#1 Lost my car keys. Don't know where they are.

#2 What's this...message coming in...keys..

#3 God says someone's lost their car keys

Pompey Magnus

Caption 1: (Whispers) Look behind me, I thought there was a "no hoodies" policy on the door???

Caption 2: No one is talking to me, is it cos I is Greek Orthodox?

Caption 3: I'd love to shake your hand, but I have no fingers.

Dades

ROFLs!

#1 "Dammit, I think I left the collection plate unlocked in my car."

#2 *whistles* /sneaks out...

#3 "So how long have you had that glowing hand?"

eoin5

1: Is that vodka I smell?

2: Gawd I'd sooo drunk, I think I'll just lean on this chair for a while...

3: Who'd have thought this cheap plastic bottled vodka could be so agreeable!

Red Hand

1.) Yes, I did just crack off one...hahaha, whew! That curry of your's should come with a toxin warning, friend!

2.) Hmmmm..."Use the Fart, Luke!"...would be appropos in his case.

3.) Bwah! My Uncle Chadziel vould be rolling in hisss grafe if he smelt that now...he'd say it was a Schleuktal! Boom boom!

Calibos

1.)Yes, indeed, I agree. Leviticus specifically states that man shall not lie with another man and should be stoned to death

2.)Oh, that robe is fab...ulous dahling, Is that a cotton and wool ensemble

3.)You must pop over to my house to meet the wife tomorrow, Opp's forgot its Saturday. You always do the gardening on Saturdays don't you.

rockbeer

#1. I knew I'd joined the wrong outfit. Why don't we get hats like that?

#2. This is the trekkie convention isn't it?

#3. I'm sure I've a spare eighth in here somewhere.

Zillah

Caption 1: Blah blah blah. Blah blah.
Caption 2: Blah blah. Blah blah blah.
Caption 3: Blah blah blah blah. Blah.


Religion.

Hivemind187

Caption 1: num num num

Caption 2: num num num (in greek)

Caption 3: Is that your dwarf?

Nerin

#1 Ya think that cheese was ok? i dont feel so good.

#2 Muhahaha poison cheese

#3 Yeah,its cool, i'll introduce ya, just dont ask him to sing Gimme all your lovin.

Charlie3dan

#1: "So it's just your standard everyday Tommy Cooper hat with some sheets wrapped round it then?"

#2: "I knew I should have brought a date"

#3: "No I only ask cos I used to feel really stupid wearing this thing but YOU!"

Malari

Nerin wrote: »

#1 Ah, I think I forgot my wallet, unfortunately

#2 I only had the caesar salad, if they think we're splitting this evenly they've another thing coming

#3 A tip? Yeah, right! I've seen better service in the local temple!

CerebralCortex

Dades wrote: »

this thread I've prepared a small caption competition* using the image below:

c1: There is no way that is gonna happen between us, I'm flattered though.

c2: That was not incense!! Hee Hee Hee.

c3: What the f&ck are you babbling about?!?!

MoominPapa

#1: The Pole was one thing but this kraut? Mama mia!
#2: Its true! His ass does look big in that.
#3: Heres my tailors card. He'll cut your mumu so you don't look so like the shlemiel.

humanji

#1 Ah no, who invited him? NO! Don't look over at him, just ignore him and he'll eventually go away!
#2 Tee hee, this is so much fun!
#3 Don't look now, but that guy who thinks his tea cloth makes him invisible is right behind you.


Also, I'd like to point out Santa's disembodied head floating around to the right of the picture!

bogwalrus

~1 Do You smell Caviar?
~2 I should'nt have eaten that caviar last night.
~3 SOb, someone just gave me a wedgie.
~4 is he looking? I just gave him a wedgie.
~5 Hee Hee Ho, You funny hedgehog man.
~6 hmpf....children.....yum

Calibos

When do I get my prize Dades?

Dades

Calibos wrote: »

When do I get my prize Dades?

In the next life, of course!