Windows Vista Source Code

MrVestek

Omg it was released!

The source code is as follows:

/*
  TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project: Longhorn(TM) SP1
  Estimated release date: 2008
*/

#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "leopard.h"

char chew_up_some_ram[100000000];

void main() {
  while (!CRASHED) {
     
    if (first_time_install) {
        make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
        do_nothing_loop();
    }
   }
   if(!DX10GPU()) {
     set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
     set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
   }
//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

while (something) {
  sleep(10);
  get_user_input();
  sleep(10);
  act_on_user_input();
  sleep(10);
  flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
 }
 create_general_protection_fault();
}

Wow! Alot of hard work went into that! I can't believe it! :P

tman

I would say that should go in the humour forum, but it's lacking the necessary ingredient...

PogMoThoin

Lmfao
they wouldn't understand it in the Humour forum

FrDougalMcguire

You mean theres actually source code behind it all????:eek:

conceited

Put the least amount of code into a loop ....

[PHP]while (something) {
sleep(10);
get_user_input();
sleep(10);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(10);
flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
}
create_general_protection_fault();[/PHP]

What terrible programmers them microsoft people are....

ethernet

That's the TechRadar ad, isn't it? Brilliant

MrVestek

ethernet wrote: »

That's the TechRadar ad, isn't it? Brilliant

Lol yeah... ripped it from PCFormat when I was bored in work the other day...

Anima

Ugh that really is awful. Appealing to a select few people who find it funny only because they understand it. Terrible.

MrVestek

Anima wrote: »

Ugh that really is awful. Appealing to a select few people who find it funny only because they understand it. Terrible.

Hence it being put in the 'Windows' forum and not the 'humour' forum...

Let me guess, you love Microsoft? :P

Sherifu

Overheal

Achilles wrote: »

Omg it was released!

The source code is as follows:

/*
  TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project: Longhorn(TM) SP1
  Estimated release date: 2008
*/

#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "leopard.h"

char chew_up_some_ram[100000000];

void main() {
  while (!CRASHED) {
     
    if (first_time_install) {
        make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
        do_nothing_loop();
    }
   }
   if(!DX10GPU()) {
     set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
     set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
   }
//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

while (something) {
  sleep(10);
  get_user_input();
  sleep(10);
  act_on_user_input();
  sleep(10);
  flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
 }
 create_general_protection_fault();
}

Wow! Alot of hard work went into that! I can't believe it! :P

thanks that was a good laugh

MrVestek

Sherifu wrote: »

Fail :P

Webmonkey

That made me laugh