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A 5 year old girl

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  • 28-05-2008 9:18pm
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    AckwelFoley
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    A 5 year old girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk

    down the street and back?"

    Mum replies, "No, dear, she's on heat."

    The little girl replied,"no she's not sat on anything warm, so can I
    take her for a walk"

    Mum replies "no it's not that kind of heat, its her season time"

    What does that mean?" asked the child.

    Mum replies, "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
    for a walk down the street and back? I asked Mum, but she said that Belle
    was on heat and to come to you to tell me what that meant."

    As her dad was busy working on an old car he was restoring, which
    wasn't going too well, he was in no mood to explain the ins and outs
    of what on heat meant and the 50 WHY questions that would go with it. He
    sighed, thought for a moment and said, "Bring Belle over here."

    He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside
    with it to disguise the scent and said "OK, you can go now, but keep
    Belle on the leash and only go once down the street and back again."

    The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with just the
    leash, and no dog.

    Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

    YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )

    The little girl said

    "She ran out of petrol about halfway down the
    block, so another dog is pushing her home."


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    Steve_o
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    Ha!:D


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    ChocolateSauce
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    When I started I was expecting a pedofile joke.


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    CrazyRabbit
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    theozster wrote: »
    When I started I was expecting a pedofile joke.


    Disappointed? :p


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Ha Ha:D


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    theozster wrote: »
    When I started I was expecting a pedofile joke.

    you want a pedo joke?


    :eek:


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    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    theozster wrote: »
    When I started I was expecting a pedofile joke.

    not sure whether i am bothered by that or not, or whether you should be either... :confused:


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    staker
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    i was waiting for him to light the petrol, avoiding the need for belle to walk it herself...very good OP:D


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    ChocolateSauce
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    Disappointed?

    Yes. Yes I am. But I suppose they're probably not allowed here...:p

    And who wouldn't want a pedo joke? It's twice as funny because some people take offence!


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    BioHazRd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    theozster wrote: »
    Disappointed?

    Yes. Yes I am. But I suppose they're probably not allowed here...:p

    And who wouldn't want a pedo joke? It's twice as funny because some people take offence!


    You suppose ?? - read the charter

    <friendly_advice>
    Pedo Jokes are most definitely NOT welcome here - and they are twice as funny because people who post them usually don't get the opportunity to post anything here again.
    </friendly_advice>


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    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    BioHazRd wrote: »
    You suppose ?? - read the charter

    <friendly_advice>
    Pedo Jokes are most definitely NOT welcome here - and they are twice as funny because people who post them usually don't get the opportunity to post anything here again.
    </friendly_advice>

    If anyone is offended by such humour, they probably should stay away from this other post:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055304060

    ;)


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    kittenkiller
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    Lovely!


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