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Some jokes... hehe

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  • 29-05-2008 4:47pm
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    NeVeR
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    a mum was walking with her 3 year old kid in the park and the kid saw to teenagers having sex on a bench the kid said "mummy what are they doing the mum replied baking cakes."

    the next day the mum and the kid went to the zoo the kid saw to monkeys having sex and said "mummy what are they doing.the mum replied "baking cakes ".

    the next day when the mum and kid were having breakfast the kid said " why were you and daddy baking cakes on the sofa" the mum said "how do you know that?" then the kid said " i licked the icing of the sofa!"

    One night at a bar two docters hit it off and end up going home together. After a night of sex the two doctors woke up. The female doctor went into the bathroom and began to wash her hands. The male doctors said "you must be a surgeon" She said "yeah, how can you tell?" He said from the way you wash your hands so thoroughly. She then said to him "You must be an anaestheologist. He said "yeah, how do you know?" She said because I didn't feel a thing!


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