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NeVeR · 2008-05-29 15:49:52

This man at the beach, he was tanned all over except his penis, so he buried himself in the sand with only his willy sticking out. After a while two old ladies walked by. One said to the other 'there's just no justice in the world. When I was 10 I was afraid of it, 20 I was curious about it, 30 I enjoyed it, 40 I asked for…

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NeVeR

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This man at the beach, he was tanned all over except his penis, so he buried himself in the sand with only his willy sticking out.

After a while two old ladies walked by. One said to the other 'there's just no justice in the world. When I was 10 I was afraid of it, 20 I was curious about it, 30 I enjoyed it, 40 I asked for it, 50 I paid for it, 60 I prayed for it, 70 I forgot about it and now I'm bloody 80 the dam things are growing wild!'

A women rings her boss and says 'I won't be in work today, I have anal blindness'. 'What's that?' asks her boss. She replies 'It's where I can't see my a*se getting out of bed today!'

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