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Royal Wedding.....!

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  • 30-05-2008 12:27am
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    kmart6
    Registered Users Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭


    And now, news from the Royal wedding...

    On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded
    by all her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to
    get any shoes.
    Panic!
    Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes
    from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day.

    Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the
    festivities were over Sophie's feet were agony. When she and
    Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of
    was getting her shoes off.

    The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and
    they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises
    and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward
    say "God that was tight"
    "There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she was a virgin."

    Then to their surprise, they heard Edward say. "Right. Now for
    the other one."
    Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said,
    "My God. That was even tighter"
    That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor."


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