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  • 30-05-2008 11:24am
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    r3nu4l
    Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭


    A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up. "What's in the bag?" asks the bartender. The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a tiny baby grand piano, a small bench and a one-foot tall man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails. The little man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven.

    "That's amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief. "Where did he come from?"The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. "Rub the lamp" he says, pushing the lamp toward the bartender.

    The bartender grabs the lamp and begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar rag. Out pops an old, wrinkled genie. "I grant you one wish," he says to the bartender."I want a million bucks!" says the bartender.
    "Done." says the genie. The genie disappears back into the lamp. Moments pass. Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof. Then another, and another. They appear on the barstools, on the tables, on the Budweiser sign on thewall.POOF...POOF...POOF. Thousands...tens of thousands of ducks begin to fill the bar! "Christ!" shouts the bartender. "I didn't say ducks!" he yells, "I said bucks!"
    The man at the bar looks at the bartender, "You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"


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