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What Was Jesus?

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  • 31-05-2008 7:52pm
    #1
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭


    This is possibly not lolocaust material, but I thought it best be safe as some people on other forums may be a bit sensitive to the subject matter.

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

    1. He called everyone “brother”
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Fathers business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:

    1. He talked with his hands.
    2. He had wine with every meal.
    3. He used olive oil.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:

    1. He never cut his hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    3. He started a new religion.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:

    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.

    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.


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