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  • 02-06-2008 9:13pm
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    old boy
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    sleeping beauty, the handsome prince, and quasimoto, were having a natter,and were having a hissy fit, sleeping beauty says, my aunt has a looking glass in her bedroom, which always tells the truth, so in she goes, and says mirror who is the fairest of them all, as the other two listens in, you are says the looking glass, the hansome prince goes in, the other two listen in, as the prince is told you are the most hansome of them all, quasimotos turn, the other two are unsure as to wheather they should listen in, then decide they will, only to hear quasimoto repeating to himself who the fcuk is brian cowen, who the fcuk is brian cown


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    Bob the Builder
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    Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
    who is the prettiest of them all?

    The mirror laughed
    and made a grunt
    ..It isn't you, you ugly cúnt!


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    Steve_o
    Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    nevf wrote: »
    Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
    who is the prettiest of them all?

    The mirror laughed
    and made a grunt
    ..It isn't you, you ugly cúnt!

    :D


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    Leeby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Leeby


    old boy wrote: »
    sleeping beauty, the handsome prince, and quasimoto, were having a natter,and were having a hissy fit, sleeping beauty says, my aunt has a looking glass in her bedroom, which always tells the truth, so in she goes, and says mirror who is the fairest of them all, as the other two listens in, you are says the looking glass, the hansome prince goes in, the other two listen in, as the prince is told you are the most hansome of them all, quasimotos turn, the other two are unsure as to wheather they should listen in, then decide they will, only to hear quasimoto repeating to himself who the fcuk is brian cowen, who the fcuk is brian cown

    Is there bits missing from that? It doesn't seem to make sense to me!
    The one I heard before goes:

    Quasimoto and Esmerelda were having a conversation in which Quasimoto asks her "Esmerelda, am I really the ugliest person in all the world?" Not wanting to hurt his feelings Esmerelda didn't know what to say, so she tells him to go up and ask the magic mirror. Quasimto returned a few minutes later, and she asked him what the mirror said. He turned to her and asked "Who the fcuk is Brian Cowen?"*

    * or whoever you feel like slagging


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    bmcgov86
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    bmcgov86
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    The Bollox
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    Leeby wrote: »
    Is there bits missing from that? It doesn't seem to make sense to me!
    The one I heard before goes:

    Quasimoto and Esmerelda were having a conversation in which Quasimoto asks her "Esmerelda, am I really the ugliest person in all the world?" Not wanting to hurt his feelings Esmerelda didn't know what to say, so she tells him to go up and ask the magic mirror. Quasimto returned a few minutes later, and she asked him what the mirror said. He turned to her and asked "Who the fcuk is Brian Cowen?"*

    * or whoever you feel like slagging

    I prefer the original joke (op) because you have to think about it for a bit. its the same thing as what you have posted, only you have to fill in the blanks. great joke :D


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