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  • 03-06-2008 2:11pm
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    dak
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    CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al- Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush immediately stated that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq did indeed possess weapons of maths instruction.


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    Doffaldinho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭Doffaldinho


    Oh dear god


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    Spud83
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    So so bad its brilliant.


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    Mimikyu
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    The Bollox
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    *grabs a pen and paper*

    I'll have to write that one down for the pub on Friday


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    Homer
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    The Bollox wrote: »
    *grabs a pen and paper*

    I'll have to write that one down for the pub on Friday


    Care to mention the pub??


    Just so I'm not there to hear that a second time :D


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    Fringe
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    It was also found he was connected to the Al-Gebra


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Solitaryman666 wrote: »
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    That is BAgdaD to you and read the forum rules on critism !


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    Beanstalk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭Beanstalk


    The people of Iraq now stand divided by these weapons of maths instruction...


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