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Drunk Paddy

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  • 04-06-2008 3:14pm
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    kaimera
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    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin.

    She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"


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    Jay P
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    I dont geddit :confused::confused::confused:


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    staker
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    beer goggles!!


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    Karl Hungus
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    Jay P wrote: »
    I dont geddit :confused::confused::confused:

    He thought it was a ballerina, lifting her leg up in the air, having mistaken the arm hair for her bush.


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    punchline

    The drunk replies, "Sir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!


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    Jay P
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    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    He thought it was a ballerina, lifting her leg up in the air, having mistaken the arm hair for her bush.

    That's not very funny :p


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