Quickies

rocky25

One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top.

She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked over to her towel.

Then a little girl came running up to her.

“If you’re going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose.”

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A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm.

She remembered what her dad had once told her.

”If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.”

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.

She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.

She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said,”Well, I’m done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.”

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There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy.

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69.
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I rear ended a car this morning...the driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!!

He looked up at me and said "I am not Happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

Dizzyblonde

Haha