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Increase in 'self satisfaction' rate?...

  • 08-06-2008 3:27pm
    #1
    luke999
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭


    I know this is a bit off topic the day before our maths and irish paper, but has any1 else noticed an increase in their ehm.. self satisfaction rate? I mentioned it to a few friends and they completely agreed! Of course we now have to 'cum' to the obvious conclusion that study is an aphrodysiac!.. :D ..and sorry for the terrible pun.

    Have u had an increase? Exam papers stuck together? study an aphrodysiac? 53 votes

    An increase?! Understatement of the centuary. I had to switch hands..
    0%
    Yes! Gan dabht, im at it right now!
    18%
    1huge1plug-in-babymattfenderBonj15life_is_musicraah!Decertoluke999wibblinST VINCENT 10 votes
    Yea but only to toughen up my wrist for the exams..
    18%
    Henne220irish_boy90BaRcOePeleusBoink08titan18MattDGentlemannedovahkiinmufc1993 10 votes
    No.. ur crazy man..
    26%
    philologosDiarmsquidDemocAnarchiseoin2nckarkarstarkinterSRFC90blue-armyCk1989devinejaycHaTbOxTopmanagernyangnyangdsup 14 votes
    Opposite effect.
    22%
    jennyqirishbucsfanFuascailtBryan4presidentCokehead MotherbUILDERtHEbOBStressed!louis626La0FruitcakeEI787RosstafarianEathrin 12 votes
    Total opposite, theres dust and spider webs down there.
    13%
    H-esperanzaMikeyt08622diamondscul-2008Eegahdaithi_studentFlyer1 7 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Thomas_S_Hunterson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    OP is talking about masturbation


  • #3
    Cokehead Mother
    Closed Accounts Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Cokehead Mother


    Opposite effect.
    Can't say I have been doing it more, personally. I can understand why some people might though... relieves stress, and it's easier to keep your mind out of the gutter and on the exams if you've came recently.


  • #4
    luke999
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭luke999


    Yes! Gan dabht, im at it right now!
    He must have got that.. how cud you not?! i guess he cant relate. I guess ill be the only one leaving exam papers all over my gf's house then..


  • #5
    Thomas_S_Hunterson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    luke999 wrote: »
    He must have got that.. how cud you not?! i guess he cant relate. I guess ill be the only one leaving exam papers all over my gf's house then..

    Well he just edited the post, so he mustn't have got it first time around.:p


  • #6
    BaRcOe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭BaRcOe


    Yea but only to toughen up my wrist for the exams..
    Sitting at home, studying your maths, Irish, Business.
    Decide to take a break, doss around for a while,

    'Anything BUT study!' says that little red devil on your shoulder with big coconuts!

    You say, 'may aswell, it'll only take 10, 20, 30 60 mins (depends on the quality of the porn), what have I got to loose, it beats studying market research, cosine rule/sine rule....etc

    Sin é really!


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  • #7
    Cokehead Mother
    Closed Accounts Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Cokehead Mother


    Opposite effect.
    luke999 wrote: »
    I guess ill be the only one leaving exam papers all over my gf's house then..

    It'd be so great if the Irish Times published quotes from this thread. :D


  • #8
    BaRcOe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭BaRcOe


    Yea but only to toughen up my wrist for the exams..
    luke999 wrote: »
    but has any1 else noticed an increase in their ehm.. self satisfaction rate?

    Start a poll so that people can vote yes or no.
    Therefore you would have carried out a survey and by the end of the week you would have found out whether people's satisfaction rate increases during intense times of study!

    So luke, edit your post and add a poll if you can. It would be really interesting and perhaps the first poll of its kind!

    E.g

    Do YOU think Study is an aphrodisiac?
    A. YES
    B. NO


  • #9
    luke999
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭luke999


    Yes! Gan dabht, im at it right now!
    Done, done and done. Great idea, thx! Allow me to be the first to submit my embarrassingly honest vote. Let the voting begin!


  • #10
    BaRcOe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭BaRcOe


    Yea but only to toughen up my wrist for the exams..
    erhh a few too many options.
    The more options the less accurate it will be.
    A simple yes, no, would tell you straight out if its true or not!

    Like
    A. Yes(male)
    B. NO (male)
    C. Yes (female)
    D. NO (female)

    from this we could see how many females do/don't and how many lads do/don't!
    I'd say obviously male would dominate but hey who am I to say.

    click here and vote!


  • #11
    luke999
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭luke999


    Yes! Gan dabht, im at it right now!
    this thread wasnt all it could have been........"it could have been love, but its oooooooover nowahow"..


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  • #12
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    This thread made me lol :D
    Can't say that the LC experience was a turn on for me, so I'd have to say no.


  • #13
    luke999
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭luke999


    Yes! Gan dabht, im at it right now!
    square_igloo wrote: »
    This thread made me lol :D
    the LC experience was a turn on for me, so I'd have to say yes.

    ...haha


  • #14
    nyangnyang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭nyangnyang


    No.. ur crazy man..
    you get bored when studying,all alone in the house,what else is there to do but take the milkman for a walk:D


  • #15
    plug-in-baby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭plug-in-baby


    Yes! Gan dabht, im at it right now!
    ha ha brilliant !!

    yea its totally much more fun than just studyin a stress reliever maybe :P


  • #16
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    luke999 wrote: »
    ...haha

    WOW I see what you did there.
    You quoted my post, then changed some of the words to make it appear that I said something which, in fact, I did not say!!

    Well aren't you just HI-LARIOUS :rolleyes:


  • #17
    luke999
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭luke999


    Yes! Gan dabht, im at it right now!
    im telling you my wit is infinite!! that was almost as clever as farting


  • #18
    raah!
    Registered Users Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭raah!


    Yes! Gan dabht, im at it right now!
    Definatly an increase..... but rather to "cleanse my mind", than being turned on by studying.


  • #19
    irishbucsfan
    Registered Users Posts: 37,978 ✭✭✭✭irishbucsfan


    Opposite effect.
    This is unholy.

    FSM will not be pleased. http://www.venganza.org/flash/guidetopastafarianismpreloaded.swf


  • #20
    devinejay
    Registered Users Posts: 639 ✭✭✭devinejay


    No.. ur crazy man..
    Can't beat the anonymity of t'interweb for discussing your em...pastimes with strangers, that and public buses.


    Anyone.......No?


  • #21
    luke999
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭luke999


    Yes! Gan dabht, im at it right now!
    hahahaha.. pastapharianism. Genius! made me laugh, thx.


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  • #22
    dovahkiin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 63 ✭✭dovahkiin


    Yea but only to toughen up my wrist for the exams..
    I think this forum needs a resurgence of the relaxed and liberal 08 atmosphere


  • #23
    Dwellingdweller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Dwellingdweller


    DOOOOVAAAAAAAAHKIIIN!


  • #24
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    dovahkiin wrote: »
    I think this forum needs a resurgence of the relaxed and liberal 08 atmosphere
    Heh! Have you met Couer, Eathrin, HK, Patchy and Co.? :P

    Or read the OT thread? ... especially the one in the early half of the year? :D


  • #25
    Canard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    Who you callin' relaxed and liberal?! I'll have you know I've been stressing out and studying for the last 5 minutes!! :P


  • #26
    ChemHickey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,479 ✭✭✭ChemHickey


    dovahkiin wrote: »
    I think this forum needs a resurgence of the relaxed and liberal 08 atmosphere

    How did you find this? =P


  • #27
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Patchy~ wrote: »
    Who you callin' relaxed and liberal?! I'll have you know I've been stressing out and studying for the last 5 minutes!! :P

    So Poll Option 2 then? >_>


  • #28
    dovahkiin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 63 ✭✭dovahkiin


    Yea but only to toughen up my wrist for the exams..
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    How did you find this? =P

    I was procrastinating, so I read every thread back to 08, it was a simpler time


  • #29
    Canard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    So Poll Option 2 then? >_>
    I tried to click 6 but my keyboard's all sticky because I...spilt some apple juice on it, and accidently hit 1 >_>


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