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    #1412
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    I just ordered chinese food :D

    I want it so bad, I feel like I just called an 0900 number :p

    Why did you call them with one hand down your pants and the Kleenex on stand by?


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    #1413
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Maguined wrote: »
    Why did you call them with one hand down your pants and the Kleenex on stand by?

    Kleenex?....

    squirting.jpg


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    #1414
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    You don't know what Kleenex are?

    I know you are from Kerry, but I still gave you some credit... before now.

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kleenex


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    #1415
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Maguined wrote: »
    You don't know what Kleenex are?

    I know you are from Kerry, but I still gave you some credit... before now.

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kleenex

    :rolleyes:

    I know what a kleenix is city boy, but maybe, yano being FEMALE and not one of the few who does what that kid is doing *hint hint, nudge nudge* maybe I don't need them :p

    Man you really have to spell things out for the old timers around here....


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    #1416
    FewFew
    Registered Users Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    Maguined wrote: »
    You don't know what Kleenex are?

    I know you are from Kerry, but I still gave you some credit... before now.

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kleenex

    Babysteps Mags, we must always treat our country cousins to baby steps at first.


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    #1417
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Fewcifur wrote: »
    Babysteps Mags, we must always treat our country cousins to baby steps at first.

    Quiet you >.<


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    #1418
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    :rolleyes:

    I know what a kleenix is city boy, but maybe, yano being FEMALE and not one of the few who does what that kid is doing *hint hint, nudge nudge* maybe I don't need them :p

    Man you really have to spell things out for the old timers around here....

    Ah I forgot about you females and your hands free masturbation, you are like a little buddhist monk achieving oneness with their bodily functions.

    OOOHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM


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    #1419
    FewFew
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    Maguined wrote: »
    Ah I forgot about you females and your hands free masturbation, you are like a little buddhist monk achieving oneness with their bodily functions.

    OOOHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM

    I hear she farts rose petals too. But, they're not like damp or squidged up or anything, so yet again no reason for the Kleen


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    #1420
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Maguined wrote: »
    Ah I forgot about you females and your hands free masturbation, you are like a little buddhist monk achieving oneness with their bodily functions.

    OOOHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM

    I'm from the country, I don't wash my hands


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    #1421
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    I'm from the country, I don't wash my hands

    Ah the ever attractive culchie method of either licking your hands clean if it is in anyway remotely edible, or the aul jumper wipe if it is not.


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    #1422
    FewFew
    Registered Users Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    I'm from the country, I don't wash my hands

    I asked HondaSam about this, 'e say 'es!


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    #1423
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    Feckin obsessed with omelettes lately. They are just so delicious. I aso entirely lacked the ability to cook them until about two weeks ago so they're still a novelty. Nyom.


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    #1424
    stupidusername
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    i'd love an omlette now. FC don't suppose you want to make me one once a week and bring it over to me? :pac:

    I've ****ty chicken and coleslaw sandwies. only been eating sandwiches for a week and i'm already very sick of them. wouldn't mind some ideas from the nocs for lunches. only have a microwave and a kettle here....


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    #1425
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    Where are you? I shall train a pigeon to carry your omelette to you! :D

    Pasta salads are awesome for lunch. :)


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    #1426
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    \o/ a pigeon and an omlette all in the one day! best day ever.

    don't like cold pasta. though it does sound lovely and all. my appetite is monstrous lately so that'd be like an appetizer to me :(


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    #1427
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    stupidusername wrote: »
    \o/ a pigeon and an omlette all in the one day! best day ever.

    don't like cold pasta. though it does sound lovely and all. my appetite is monstrous lately so that'd be like an appetizer to me :(

    You could eat anything for lunch really. Especially as you've access to a microwave. You could buy microwave meals. Or cook a double portion for dinner in the evening and bring the leftovers to work the next day for lunch and heat them up. :)


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    #1428
    Maguined
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    stupidusername wrote: »
    \o/ a pigeon and an omlette all in the one day! best day ever.

    don't like cold pasta. though it does sound lovely and all. my appetite is monstrous lately so that'd be like an appetizer to me :(

    Lasagne. So easy to make and is one of the best meals to be reheated and eaten the next day. I love a good day old Lasagne.


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    #1429
    entropi
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    Done some garlic bread for myself to start off, then some long grain rice with korma sauce and some veggies mixed in...it was nice :)

    And all washed down with a glass of milk:cool:


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    #1430
    FewFew
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    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    Done some garlic bread for myself to start off, then some long grain rice with korma sauce and some veggies mixed in...it was nice :)

    And all washed down with a glass of milk:cool:

    Woah woah woah... where's the meat?!


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    #1431
    entropi
    Registered Users Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Fewcifur wrote: »
    Woah woah woah... where's the meat?!
    No meat in my food my good man, vegetarian for the past 4 or so years.


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    #1432
    FewFew
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    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    No meat in my food my good man, vegetarian for the past 4 or so years.

    Wow.


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    #1433
    Maguined
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    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    No meat in my food my good man, vegetarian for the past 4 or so years.

    I thanked your previous post for the milk appreciation, but I just cannot condone vegetarianism.


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    #1434
    FewFew
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    Maguined wrote: »
    I thanked your previous post for the milk appreciation, but I just cannot condone vegetarianism.

    *still speechless*


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    #1435
    reallyrose
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    I love mushroom burgers.


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    #1436
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    Look all I am saying is that vegetarians should be killed and butchered to be eaten by the rest of us meat eating eating society. It would be the most delicious free range food around!


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    #1437
    FewFew
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    Maguined wrote: »
    Look all I am saying is that vegetarians should be killed and butchered to be eaten by the rest of us meat eating eating society. It would be the most delicious free range food around!

    They're pretty much people cows


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    #1438
    reallyrose
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    D: Poor veggies! Don't be mean...


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    #1439
    FewFew
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    reallyrose wrote: »
    D: Poor veggies! Don't be mean...

    It's not mean if you slaughter them humanely ... heh heh, or humanly. :)


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    #1440
    reallyrose
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    I like vegetarian food.... ;_;

    Although, I do eat meat.

    Perv. Stop thinking what you're thinking.


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    #1441
    FewFew
    Registered Users Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    reallyrose wrote: »
    I like vegetarian food.... ;_;

    Although, I do eat meat.

    Perv. Stop thinking what you're thinking.

    And there lies the difference :)


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