Speeding stories

Mr. Presentable

GOOD: Seattle, WA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer also found the boy had an
accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a
bucket full of money (And we used to just sell lemonade!)


BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Silverdale, WA. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo - of handcuffs.


BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A WA State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.' He
replied, 'Washington State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a
moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left.

vectra

nipplenuts wrote: »

BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A WA State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.' He
replied, 'Washington State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a
moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left.

ROFL

Blond Police officer pulls over a convertible Merc doing 55mph in a 30mph zone.
She walked over to the car and asked the driver for Licence and Registration,
Driver happened to be another blond who accidently handed her make up case over instead of her licence, Cop opens it, saw hereself in the mirror and says.
Damn, If you had told me in the first place you were a cop we could have avoided all this

WHITE_P

Brilliant :D:D:D