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funniest cat storys!!

  • 10-06-2008 8:40pm
    #1
    D-A-V-E
    Closed Accounts Posts: 531 ✭✭✭


    anyone out there with a hilarious story involving cats?! iv so many but takes way too long explaining!


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  • #2
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,320 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    No , I have no cat related stories

    Best of luck with this great thread


  • #3
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    D-A-V-E wrote: »
    anyone out there with a hilarious story involving cats?! iv so many but takes way too long explaining!
    /sigh


  • #4
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Yore Ma..... & a funny looking cat.


    That is all.


  • #5
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Saw a dead cat once. Full of maggots n stuff. Fecking High-larious.


  • #6
    Keano
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,804 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    Why?

    Almost as pointless as http://www.davethecat.net/main.htm


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  • #7
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Me too,
    if anyone lost a flat orange cat and some flies please PM me for info on it;'s whereabouts in the Dunnes car park.


  • #8
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    My mate killed two cats at once in his car, they were chacing eachother across the road and SPLAT, one under each tyre
    The only funny stories about cats involve dead cats, i hate them


  • #9
    Pharcyde
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Pharcyde


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o&feature=related


  • #10
    Susannahmia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Susannahmia


    This stray cat was always in our garden fighting with our own cat, my mother saw it come in one day and chased it out with a sweeping brush, the cat ran straight out on the road and splat it was knocked down. I felt bad for the cat but the look on my mothers face still makes me laugh!:p


  • #11
    wiredup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭wiredup


    Pharcyde wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o&feature=related

    Why did you post that you sick F**k?

    My cats are more intelligent and more worthy of life than many humans.

    A mate of mine had a cat that used to place food (eg bread) into a suitable place, hide nearby and wait for a bird and then pounce.

    Another friend trained his cat to use the loo and use it he did!


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  • #12
    CtrlSource
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 825 ✭✭✭CtrlSource


    This is only hilarious!

    *whistles, shuffles side to side*


  • #13
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    All cat fights are funny, this must be one of the funniest! :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPG_1K2rdII&feature=related


  • #14
    manic56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭manic56


    Pharcyde wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o&feature=related

    Thats hillarious!!!


  • #15
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    wiredup wrote: »
    My cats are more intelligent and more worthy of life than many humans.

    What have you got against retards exactly?


  • #16
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,129 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I had a cat once, it tasted fookin horrible - har har har.


  • #17
    manic56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭manic56


    wiredup wrote: »

    My cats are more intelligent and more worthy of life than many humans.

    Mate you need to be sectioned.I can see you now,you're one of those homo's you see in tesco now and then with 50 euros worth of cat food in their trolly.Get a life.


  • #18
    Seeker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Seeker


    My brother picked out a cat out of about four wildish cats that lived on a farm. Since the cat/kitten was wild it had to be brought to our house......in a small potato bag (not plastic) , to stop it escaping. The boy that held the bag on the trip home to our house ,complained later that the cat was going nuts (scratching , clawing etc) inside the potato bag.(Could you blame it?). So the potato bag (with cat) was brought into our kitchen and the little cat was left out. The cat literally jumped out of the bag ....... into a pot of potatoes and water (luckily not hot at the time) and then out of that. (Wow if a non Irish person reads this, I appear to be an Irish stereotype with 2 references to potatoes)

    Eventually we tamed her but she was still a bit wild at heart. For example if she was comfortable on the couch and you wanted to move her or pick her up she would bite your fingers when they got close to your body.

    She eventually had kittens , some which were given away but 2 were kept. At various times the mother cat and one of the kittens were killed. We still have the other kitten who is now over 11 years old :)


  • #19
    Fringe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Fringe


    We were in my friends room and there was a cat sleeping for pretty much the whole day. The whole day. I tried to wake it up but it just fell back asleep again. Eventually, we put a whiskey bottle under its arm and it looked so funny. This post really isn't as funny as being there.


  • #20
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    The Bollox wrote: »
    this one is hilarious

    Dear lord!! I do believe that is a bannable offence now??


  • #21
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    jonny24ie wrote: »
    Dear lord!! I do believe that is a bannable offence now??

    feck! I only checked now.


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  • #22
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    The Bollox wrote: »
    feck! I only checked now.

    New rules being added caught me out a few times. Just change it and if anyone asks run away. :p


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I no longer like cats.


  • #24
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    This is the funniest cat video EVER!!!



  • #25
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    wiredup wrote: »
    A mate of mine had a cat that used to place food (eg bread) into a suitable place, hide nearby and wait for a bird and then pounce.

    Feck thats a clever cat!


  • #26
    wiredup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭wiredup


    manic56 wrote: »
    Mate you need to be sectioned.I can see you now,you're one of those homo's you see in tesco now and then with 50 euros worth of cat food in their trolly.Get a life.

    So just because I'm intelligent enough to appreciate cats, I'm a homo and needs to get a life?


  • #27
    GerM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭GerM


    The brother lived next door to cat people. Oddballs that had about 6 cats. The cats ran about the neighbourhood, lounging in people's gardens just asking for a kick. They used run in the door if left open and climbed in windows more than once. There was ill feeling between the cat neighbours and all those surrounding as the cats were a nuisance and quite aggressive. Anyway, a couple of the little gits took to sheltering under his car when it rained and, unbeknownst to him, had taken to climbing up into the engine and kipping there when it was cold. One day the wife (a cat hater who actually fears the horrid little bastards) tells the brother on arriving home that there is a funny burning smell in the car. He goes to check it out and finds one of next doors feline fookers plastered under the bonnet, medium rare. Slams the bonnet, goes inside and grabs a paint scraper. He headed out to the backroads where he had to spend 20mins getting rid of Garfield. Never did tell the wife the truth although she mentioned the odd smell several time after which, while much improved, could still be detected at times.

    On some level it was funny. I'm not sure what level exactly but I guess I don't like cats much.


  • #28
    manic56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭manic56


    wiredup wrote: »
    So just because I'm intelligent enough to appreciate cats, I'm a homo and needs to get a life?

    Do you sexually abuse your cats?


  • #29
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    wiredup wrote: »
    So just because I'm intelligent enough to appreciate cats, I'm a homo and needs to get a life?
    A former work mate used to put an enamel (this had evolved after several broken ordinary bowls) bowl out on the back street of the house and fill it with milk.
    Then while watchin Home And Away he would rest the barrel of an side by side shotgun on the windowsill and make kitties all spread out and sticky from the comfort of his kitchen!


  • #30
    wiredup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭wiredup


    manic56 wrote: »
    Do you sexually abuse your cats?

    Man, your parents really f***ed up with raising you. Please don't breed.


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  • #31
    wiredup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭wiredup


    slideways wrote: »
    A former work mate used to put an enamel (this had evolved after several broken ordinary bowls) bowl out on the back street of the house and fill it with milk.
    Then while watchin Home And Away he would rest the barrel of an side by side shotgun on the windowsill and make kitties all spread out and sticky from the comfort of his kitchen!

    Thanks for that. I'm clearly amongst children in this thread.
    Whatever.........................


  • #32
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    In before the lock!


  • #33
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    wiredup wrote: »
    Thanks for that. I'm clearly amongst children in this thread.
    Whatever.........................

    Ha. Not condoning the abuse but saying that 'appreciating' cats is a sign of intelligence? What pretentious drivel.


  • #34
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Time to bring up this classic thread! :D
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055086933


  • #35
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Time to bring up this classic thread! :D
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055086933

    Was thinking about that thread.


  • #36
    wiredup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭wiredup


    Kold wrote: »
    Ha. Not condoning the abuse but saying that 'appreciating' cats is a sign of intelligence? What pretentious drivel.

    How can seeing good in another being be pretentious?


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  • #37
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    wiredup wrote: »
    Thanks for that. I'm clearly amongst children in this thread.
    Whatever.........................
    No apparently not.. you must be 18 to own a gun...


  • #38
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    It is sort of illegal to shoot peoples pets though.
    Shooting anything in the situation you described would cost you, at the very least, your licence.


  • #39
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    kowloon wrote: »
    It is sort of illegal to shoot peoples pets though.
    Shooting anything in the situation you described would cost you, at the very least, your licence.
    And a small fortune in milk and bowls until the enamel jobbie came along.
    Not me by the way they took the gun licence and the gun when i started to wear an "i shot jr" t shirt.
    Truck + cat ftw


  • #40
    manic56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭manic56


    wiredup wrote: »
    How can seeing good in another being be pretentious?

    Are you a down syndrome? How could you possibly believe that a cats life or any others animals life is worth more than a humans?


  • #41
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Remember, the red button opens the doors and the green button pumps the sewage. Or is it the other way around?


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  • #42
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    istockphoto_4514882_crazy_cowboy.jpg
    +
    milk.gif
    =
    perfect-angel.jpg


  • #43
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    manic56 wrote: »
    Mate you need to be sectioned.I can see you now,you're one of those homo's you see in tesco now and then with 50 euros worth of cat food in their trolly.Get a life.
    manic56 wrote:
    Do you sexually abuse your cats?
    manic56 wrote:
    Are you a down syndrome?
    :rolleyes:
    Have you nothing better to do than troll with pathetic insults? Would I be right in saying you're not a member of Mensa?


  • #44
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    manic65 banned. Move on.
    The Bollox infracted. Rick rolling...c'monnnn!


  • #45
    brazilicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    have you ever put a sock on a cat's head?? they squirm around like a fish doin a dance.....did it to mine once,(who am i kidding, i do it when im bored)
    but once she ran backwards into a door

    classic


  • #46
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    swop rabbits for cats
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSkojYN2O-E


  • #47
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    brazilicious wrote: »
    have you ever put a sock on a cat's head?? they squirm around like a fish doin a dance.....did it to mine once,(who am i kidding, i do it when im bored)
    but once she ran backwards into a door

    classic
    That's fukin' horrible - if it was on the cat's head too long she'd suffocate. You shouldn't own a cat.


  • #48
    Catari Jaguar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    My aunt had a declawed tabby cat when I went to live with her in NJ. He was called Hobbes. I used to hold Hobbes and sit in an office chair and spin around and around and around. Then put him down and watch him try and walk straight..

    The cats weren't allowed out, just house cats I guess... The sliding doors to the garden had a mosquito mesh door behind. I used to open the door and the cat would try and run out only to be stopped by the mesh. "Wanna go out? Awh.. no.. It's closed. haha" I would just repeat this several times during the day and laugh. Stupid cats, they never learn.

    Another funny thing is to rub catnip on stuff and watch them go crazy jumping about and bashing into things, pawing at nothing. Hahaha. Junkie cats.


  • #49
    wiredup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭wiredup


    manic56 wrote: »
    Are you a down syndrome? How could you possibly believe that a cats life or any others animals life is worth more than a humans?

    Ah, now I have downs as well as being a homo.
    In answer to your question: How could you possibly believe you are more intelligent and worthy?

    I've yet to see any evidence :rolleyes:


  • #50
    brazilicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    Dudess wrote: »
    That's fukin' horrible - if it was on the cat's head too long she'd suffocate. You shouldn't own a cat.

    shes lasted 14 years so far... she always gets it off pretty quickly... puttin her under a bucket is equally funny, probably safer too....


  • #51
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    It's amazing the way cruelty to cats is ok - even if it's mild, it's still a form of abuse - but similar treatment of dogs would cause outrage here. Pets are pets.


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