Welcome Sister Zaphora

LostinBlanch

trout wrote: »

*bamph*

and there goes another fetish ... I'll never look at a corset the same way.

Hey Trout, imagine if he'd turned up a the beers on the 20th in a corset? :eek:

You'd have spluttered and ended up spilling beer, or whatever alchohol you were drinking at the time. We coudn't have that, not at all. :cool:

Anyway, if you're worried about fetishes just imagine that hot waitress in the bleedin horse, you know the one with the short apron

trout

LostinBlanch wrote: »

Anyway, if you're worried about fetishes just imagine that hot waitress in the bleedin horse, you know the one with the short apron

*blinks*

BGRH Service Announcement

trout has gone to his Happy Place and judging by the serene expression on his boatrace, he will not be back for several minutes.

Please do not be alarmed by the drooling and moaning, this is perfectly normal behaviour given his age and weight and typical diet.

Normal service, such as it is, will be resumed shortly.

Dragan

Jesus Zaph, you did what some would have thought was impossible.

I salute you sir.

Soon there will be a wimmins modding BGRH.

Oh..... wait......:pac:

Zaph

Dragan wrote: »

Jesus Zaph, you did what some would have thought was impossible.

I salute you sir.

Thank you sir.

And just so you know, I have my eye on you in the ladies pics thread.

Dragan

Zaph wrote: »

Thank you sir.

And just so you know, I have my eye on you in the ladies pics thread.

I should hope so. You can't trust me.

Seriously.

bronte

Welcome Princess Zaph! Hope you have a happy home here!

Zaph

Thanks bronte.

bronte

Zaph wrote: »

Thanks bronte.

You're welcome doll! hugs!

Zaph

Hey, you coming to the beers next week? I seem to remember a pic of you in a corset one time.

bronte

Zaph wrote: »

Hey, you coming to the beers next week? I seem to remember a pic of you in a corset one time.

Christ..you remembered... lol!
I'll be just back from London, but I do hope to attend!
It sounds like fun!

Zaph

Excellent, it looks like it's going to be another big crowd, and a good few first-timers it seems. They're always great fun, everyone is very friendly and up for a laugh.

And of course I remembered, it was a very classy photo.

bronte

Must get me can of condensed milk!

Zaph

Yes you must!

I'm off to bed now, night bronte.

Reku

The Bollox wrote: »

teh wimmin are going to try and control us all!

*hears the word penectomy from somewhere and runs away*:pac:

Splinter

well congratulations zaph, if you fancy coming back and joining us in "yore ma's" some day, im sure there will be a white wine spritzer hidden somewhere for ya...

Kur4mA

You are now a brotherette in the truest sense of the word. Congrats! :pac:

Crumble Froo

Zaph - he's the confuser, is he a man, is he a woman? oh, i dont know, maybe a man?!

Nevyn

Did some one say Old Zaph has a mangina ?

Doctor DooM

Thaedydal wrote: »

Did some one say Old Zaph has a mangina ?

Or a sheenis?

Splinter

Thaedydal wrote: »

Did some one say Old Zaph has a mangina ?

no, zaph IS a mangina

Star Lord

I heard he likes Baileys.

Mmm, creamy!

WindSock

Zaph wrote: »

Thank you sir.

And just so you know, I have my eye on you in the ladies pics thread.

But he posted his pic in the mens pics thread :pac:

Reku

WindSock wrote: »

But he posted his pic in the mens pics thread :pac:

Maybe Zaph knows something we don't, perhaps Dragan likes to let his feminine side show on the weekends?

Zaph

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I heard he likes Baileys.

Mmm, creamy!

ChewChew

*stumbles in TLL*

*wonders what colour dress Zaphora is sporting on this dull evening*

Are they pink fluffy slippers also??? :eek: