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Survival plans?

  • 11-06-2008 8:33am
    #1
    Hivemind187
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,021 ✭✭✭


    Lets face it, with the return of "Gladiators" the Zombocalypse is upon us.

    So with that in mind, what are your tips and ideas for escape plans? Do yu have your needs prioritised? Have you sourced what you will need and can get to quickly in the vent of the dead rising from their graves? Have you done drills to ensure you know what you are doing when the time comes (and it is coming see: Rise in Eastenders popularity).

    So lets have the tips lads! Maybe a few more of us might survive.


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  • #2
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,870 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Hivemind187 wrote: »
    Lets face it, with the return of "Gladiators" the Zombocalypse is upon us.

    So with that in mind, what are your tips and ideas for escape plans? Do yu have your needs prioritised? Have you sourced what you will need and can get to quickly in the vent of the dead rising from their graves? Have you done drills to ensure you know what you are doing when the time comes (and it is coming see: Rise in Eastenders popularity).

    So lets have the tips lads! Maybe a few more of us might survive.

    Keep a bike handy for when fuel runs out.

    Keep weapons which don't require bullets, fuel etc.

    Try and buy a home near an escape route.

    Don't get too obsessed with malls


  • #3
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Befriend as many service station employees as possible, so when the time comes we can:
    • survive on nachos and beer
    • use the forecourt cameras for early warning
    • light the bastards up using the fuel pumps ala Point Break
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6RWBkEFpgM

    Hmmm, maybe befriend Gary Busey as well.


  • #4
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Step one: shave your head. Seriously. The Z war is no place for high fashion. If a zombie grabs you by the hair you are in trouble.


  • #5
    Phototoxin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭Phototoxin


    I'm screwed as I'm insulin Dependant now. I'm not going to be of much use in a apocalypses situation sorry.

    My plan would be to barracade myself somewhere


  • #6
    iUseVi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭iUseVi


    Phototoxin wrote: »
    I'm screwed as I'm insulin Dependant now. I'm not going to be of much use in a apocalypses situation sorry.

    My plan would be to barracade myself somewhere

    Might want to barricade a chemists!! ;) You have insulin, plus you can mix chemicals together to make home-brew explosives! :D


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  • #7
    TheBeefChief
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭TheBeefChief


    At the minute I live in the Highlands of Scotland and I have my zombie plan worked out to the letter. I know where I'm going and when, and what I'm doing when I get there. It's a plan which is absolutely bulletproof.

    But I'm moving to Wexford in August. I'll be on new ground, not knowing a thing about my surroundings. Oh sure, I'll figure out a new plan as a matter of priority, but if the zombie holocaust begins in the next 3 to 6 months I'm screwed.


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