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HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

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  • 11-06-2008 1:08pm
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    kleefarr
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    God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
    The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
    And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
    'Can you give us an example?'
    'Thou shall not kill.'
    'Not kill? We're not interested.'

    So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
    The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honour thy Father and Mother.'
    'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

    Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.'
    The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'
    'Not steal? We're not interested.'

    Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'
    The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
    'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

    Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.'
    'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
    'They're free.'
    'We'll take 10.'

    There... that should offend just about everybody

    ;)


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    The Bollox
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    me likey! :D


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    Mossin
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    kleefarr wrote: »
    HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

    He went mount Olive, but Popeye kicked the shit out of him!!


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    rocky25
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    Not a lot of people know this....but..Moses was the first person to actually view a TV:eek:


    it's in the Bible...................God spoke to Moses from a Bush :rolleyes:


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    The Bollox
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    rocky25 wrote: »
    God spoke to Moses from a Bush :rolleyes:

    that'd be pretty f*cked up. going down on someone and having God talk to you


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    He suffered terribly from constpation, you know. Until God gave him two tables and he literally ran down the hill....

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    bill_ashmount
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    Mossin wrote: »
    He went mount Olive, but Popeye kicked the shit out of him!!

    lol


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    Raytown Rocks
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    Jesus said to Moses " Come forth you shall inherit the world"
    But he came fifth and Won a toaster....

    bows head and scurries away......


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    Steve_o
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    Mossin wrote: »
    He went mount Olive, but Popeye kicked the shit out of him!!

    A geg geg geg....:D


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    boneless
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    He had a motor bike too... the roar of his Triumph was heard throughout the land...


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    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    Some great add ons there guys! :D


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