Groucho

Mr. Presentable

Woman - "I have 13 children, but it's not a burden. I love my husband!"

Groucho - "Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while"


What's your favourite Groucho quip?

rocky25

Women should be obscene and not heard


Groucho was the King

patmac

"I can see you and me married,
I can see you standing in front of the Kitchen sink
I can see you but I can't see the sink"

Homer

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said "I was just whispering in her mouth".

uncle ernie

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

The Bollox

not Groucho, but here's a great one from Oscar Wilde:

he walks from the bar jacks, hammered, and one of the ladies there sees his cock out so she says "Mr. Wilde, your... thingy is sticking out" to which he replies "don't flatter yourself, madam, it's HANGIN' out"

rocky25

Three cheers for Captin Spalding,

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Bobalicious93

The Bollox wrote: »

not Groucho, but here's a great one from Oscar Wilde:

he walks from the bar jacks, hammered, and one of the ladies there sees his cock out so she says "Mr. Wilde, your... thingy is sticking out" to which he replies "don't flatter yourself, madam, it's HANGIN' out"

Heard that one before, it's a good one. I thought it was Winston Churchill who said it though. Can anyone clarify?

Capt'n Midnight

outside a dog a book is a man's best friend, inside a dog it's too dark to read

Latchy

Cop '' what you need is a new bodygaurd ''

Groucho '' what i need is a new body, the one i have aint worth guarding ''


( Said as '' gairden '' in the nu yoike accent only Groucho could do )

dak

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.