Does anyone know this girl?

Mirror

Mirror wrote: »

Honestly, I think showing up at a social function to protest your "normalness" will just end in further embarrassment...

It would be fun though. You'll be grand Jigsaw, srsly......:rolleyes:

Dinter

Jigsaw wrote: »

It would seem that I will have to attend a Beers and let everyone know that I have no wish to stalk.

That's a great idea.

Especially if you bring along a couple of terrified women you've "collected" earlier that can attest through muffled sobs and tears as to the reasonableness of your demands.

Degsy

Jigsaw wrote: »

It would seem that I will have to attend a Beers and let everyone know that I have no wish to stalk. Seems I am being stalked now.

You'll be the one in the butcher's apron and pig mask then,yeah?

funkrooney

I met a girl out a while back,
Had a blast talking for ages outside a club,
Went our seperate ways and then her taxi swung back around and came and collected me and a mate,
Went back for beers,
I bottled it like a coward,

Was thinking of trying to get in touch with her....... Now however I reckon I will leave it alone, if you look at it in the cold light of day, its a bit weird unless in a film or something,

pickarooney

funkrooney wrote: »

some stuff I didn't read

Hey, brother Funk!

funkrooney

Waaaaaait a minute, how did you quote me on something I didnt say.....?? :D

If there are 2 funkrooney's this could be funny, not quiete sure how, but it could be

pickarooney

funkrooney wrote: »

Waaaaaait a minute, how did you quote me on something I didnt say.....?? :D

If there are 2 funkrooney's this could be funny, not quiete sure how, but it could be

Ha ha, yeah, there are a couple of youse all right. Everyone knows it's not just highly illegal and the height of bad manners, but physically impossible to quote someone on something they didn't say.

funkrooney

Funkrooney...... Pickarooney...... Ha ha,

And yes it is illegal to quote me on something I never said, but I might of said it,

Anyway back to how stalkerish is Funk's suggestion.......??
(do I need to point out that I am not a stalker now or later on repeatedly)

Captain Darling

funkrooney wrote: »

Funkrooney...... Pickarooney...... Ha ha,

And yes it is illegal to quote me on something I never said, but I might of said it,

Anyway back to how stalkerish is Funk's suggestion.......??
(do I need to point out that I am not a stalker now or later on repeatedly)

/Dons detective hat.


Aha, Mr Jigsaw, your clever disguises do not fool us.

Mwahahahahahhahahahahah

Call Me Jimmy

Funk, all I'll say is this: People watch too much television. I said it at the start of the thread and look what happened, the guy turns out to be a sexual deviant at best and boards' person "Most Likely To Actually Really Kill or Rape Someone" at worst.

Anything you intend to do that has made it or will make it into a romantic comedy is a sure sign that you're probably a deluded douchebag that very rarely gets any female attention. (No offence - smileyface)

funkrooney

Man I knew I should of not posted that....... Ok if I go in and delete we can forget this ever happened right??

Come on mine is a little less chloroform, I mean I met the girl, we had loads of laughs, AND she came back in a taxi to collect me and a mate, just me bottling it that has me on this tack.....

Call Me Jimmy

Yea but if you were normal you'd just let it go and not consider using a private investigator.

funkrooney

Your right Jimmy, thanks for the advice I will go and get me a private investigator right away........

How can I ever repay you

Dinter

funkrooney wrote: »

Man I knew I should of not posted that....... Ok if I go in and delete we can forget this ever happened right??

tbh there's only one person who has the special skills required to give you advice on this and you can pm Jigsaw out of thread.

funkrooney

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Funk, all I'll say is this: People watch too much television. I said it at the start of the thread and look what happened, the guy turns out to be a sexual deviant at best and boards' person "Most Likely To Actually Really Kill or Rape Someone" at worst.

Anything you intend to do that has made it or will make it into a romantic comedy is a sure sign that you're probably a deluded douchebag that very rarely gets any female attention. (No offence - smileyface)

Missed this one, you're right I have never actually slept with a girl, I was hoping she would be my first, DAMN you JIMMY...... You'v just ruined my life

Call Me Jimmy

funkrooney wrote: »

Your right Jimmy, thanks for the advice I will go and get me a private investigator right away........

How can I ever repay you

Sick.

Just remember before you do anything that smilies won't help you in the courtroom.

funkrooney

You're a darling captain,

funkrooney

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Sick.

Just remember before you do anything that smilies won't help you in the courtroom.

What if I type (smiley-face) instead of using one??

Dinter

funkrooney wrote: »

Missed this one, you're right I have never actually slept with a girl, I was hoping she would be my first, DAMN you JIMMY......

What makes you think you won't bottle it again even if you did find her.

Captain Darling

funkrooney wrote: »

You're a darling captain,

Thats Detective Darling, i deleted my second post, didnt have the heart to leave it in.

Call Me Jimmy

funklooney wrote:

What if I type (smiley-face) instead of using one??

Are you insane? You don't have access to a computer in a courtroom. Jesus.

funkrooney

Captain Darling wrote: »

Thats Detective Darling, i deleted my second post, didnt have the heart to leave it in.

Ah put it back in,

funkrooney

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Are you insane? You don't have access to a computer in a courtroom. Jesus.

Excellent point,

Captain Darling

funkrooney wrote: »

Was thinking of trying to touch her....... Now however I reckon I will leave it alone, if you look at it in the cold light of day, its a bit weird unless in a film or something,

Durty.

funkrooney

Is that it?

I think I know you, you were one of her friends and kept saying that. Brilliant I have found the link, you are a lifesaver,

I'm sending you a PM right now....

Jigsaw

I never actually went to Galway in the end, although I did buy the bike.

Captain Darling

funkrooney wrote: »

Is that it?

I think I know you, you were one of her friends and kept saying that. Brilliant I have found the link, you are a lifesaver,

I'm sending you a PM right now....

Woah, dude, keep your needy PM's to yourself.

/Switches on stalker cloaking device

Captain Darling

Jigsaw wrote: »

I never actually went to Galway in the end, although I did buy the bike.

Was it as good a ride as you expected/hoped for?

Adam

What tha hull?

funkrooney

Captain Darling wrote: »

Woah, dude, keep your needy PM's to yourself.

/Switches on stalker cloaking device

ROFL,

You guys take this stuff way to seriously, thanks for the laughs