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Does anyone know this girl?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jigsaw viewpost.gif
    Once, when very drunk I thought it was a good idea to take a photo of my arse on my phone and send it to my mum with the added text, "my arse". I was very embarrassed the next day but she didn't mind and thought it was quite funny tbh!!


    he has exhibited strange stalkerish behaviour before.
    admissible?

    Now I hate those ones that search for threads under my name and attempt to besmirch my good name and character. I see you didn't quote the thread where I was asking for recommendations on a good mountain bike to buy. People are only getting part of the picture here tbh.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep



    anyone from galway here? got pictures which prove this
    is galway?

    The photo certainly seems to be Eyre Square.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    Peculiar.


  • Registered Users Posts: 997 ✭✭✭tread_softly


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Bebo search returns 81 results for 'Emer Kelly'. Now, who wants to go through them?!


    hurry and cross reference with roscommon, save the OP some precious time he can use to pack up his chloroform


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,434 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    Now I hate those ones that search for threads under my name and attempt to besmirch my good name and character. I see you didn't quote the thread where I was asking for recommendations on a good mountain bike to buy. People are only getting part of the picture here tbh.

    You won't even give her a sporting chance of getting away on foot, YOU ANIMAL!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 40,865 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Bebo? Bah! Only children use that to find people. Google can give a lot more info if you tap the right keys :)

    But I don't want info. I want to leave a comment on her page linking to this thread :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Bebo search returns 81 results for 'Emer Kelly'. Now, who wants to go through them?!

    Way ahead of you my friend, I thought I found her and all but realised it wasnt her!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    kowloon wrote: »
    You won't even give her a sporting chance of getting away on foot, YOU ANIMAL!!

    :D Brilliant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 416 ✭✭Predhead


    kowloon wrote: »
    You won't even give her a sporting chance of getting away on foot, YOU ANIMAL!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA Funkin' hell that cracked me up! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    kowloon wrote: »
    You won't even give her a sporting chance of getting away on foot, YOU ANIMAL!!
    This thread just keeps getting better :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Now this is a clever plan by the op. Let others doing the stalking for him so he can "raep" the benefits.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    OP:You officially scare the **** outta me.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=56048498#post56048498


    hahahahaha


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    kowloon wrote: »
    You won't even give her a sporting chance of getting away on foot, YOU ANIMAL!!

    I didn't really get many satisfactory answers. I am astounded as to how much interest this has created!

    I mean, I just posted a photo and commented that I found her attractive. Like there haven't been posts along those lines before.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    How has this thread not gotten 5 stars?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭reregholdsworth


    found her...but not willing to do the evil donkey work.
    not posting the link up here.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    I didn't really get many satisfactory answers. I am astounded as to how much interest this has created!

    I mean, I just posted a photo and commented that I found her attractive. Like there haven't been posts along those lines before.

    I beg to differ.
    Jigsaw wrote: »
    I was reading up on the Lisbon Treaty etc and was looking through the photos and came across this girl.

    I think she is beautiful and would love the opportunity to meet her. Exactly the sort of girl I like. Obviously I am going on purely appearance but for me she ticks the right boxes there. She just has the "je ne sais quai" for me.


    PS. If she is a boardsie I will be mortified. (But would meet her anyway :o)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    I didn't really get many satisfactory answers. I am astounded as to how much interest this has created!

    I mean, I just posted a photo and commented that I found her attractive. Like there haven't been posts along those lines before.

    Is Jigsaw what they call you because your victims are always found in little pieces......
    and there's always one missing :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    I mean, I just posted a photo and commented that I found her attractive.

    You're leaving out parts there buddy, you were looking for her number so you could find the address it's registered to. We know what you're at.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    found her...but not willing to do the evil donkey work.
    not posting the link up here.
    Pm me and I'll put it up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    found her...but not willing to do the evil donkey work.
    not posting the link up here.

    Well good. Don't post it. I have read threads on here where people have commented on the appearance of girls on FAS billboards but they didn't seem to receive the same adverse comment as I unfortunately seem to have generated.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    Well good. Don't post it. I have read threads on here where people have commented on the appearance of girls on FAS billboards but they didn't seem to receive the same adverse comment as I unfortunately seem to have generated.

    Because they did not imply that they actually wanted to meet them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    Well good. Don't post it. I have read threads on here where people have commented on the appearance of girls on FAS billboards but they didn't seem to receive the same adverse comment as I unfortunately seem to have generated.
    There's a bit of a difference there, Jigsaw. Would I be right in saying you were abused as a child?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    found her...but not willing to do the evil donkey work.
    not posting the link up here.

    Psh, bluffer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Rb wrote: »
    Pm me and I'll put it up.
    Probably be best if you didn't, I can imagine this thread being very uncomfortable and embarrassing for the person.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭reregholdsworth


    Rb wrote: »
    Pm me and I'll put it up.

    That's probably the wrong thing to do.
    This guy 'jigsaw' could be on his way to Galway as we surf boards.
    Peddling furiously on his new mountain bike all the way to the
    unsuspecting Ms Kelly's bedroom.

    she's a gaa head as well - so will probably smack jigsaw around
    with her hurl. justifiable defence imo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 416 ✭✭Predhead


    Because they did not imply that they actually wanted to meet them.


    Not only that but implying he wanted her as his girlfriend!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Probably be best if you didn't, I can imagine this thread being very uncomfortable and embarrassing for the person.

    I'm as bloodthirsty as the rest of you lot (obviously not Jigsaw) but her reading this would seriously not be good.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Rb wrote: »
    How has this thread not gotten 5 stars?

    I never knew about that rating thing, fixed ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭reregholdsworth


    maybe this thread needs a new direction.

    Presuming that you are a genuinely nice guy in real life
    Jigsaw, why would this girl not want to meet with you.

    You find her attractive and share some political views with her (reference needed). What would be the best way of going about it without freaking her out?

    perhaps you can befriend her friends and enter her life that way.
    she need never know about this thread, although i suspect that a friend of hers will see it and show it to her.

    and to be fair, you've already arranged to go to galway.
    now you've potentially got someone to show you the sights while you
    are there.

    either that or bump into her friends.

    seems like we need to find photos of jigsaw and post them on this page to even up things somewhat.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,434 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    Take up smoking. It is fantastic at suppressing your appetite and there is the added benefit that smoking makes you look cool and sophisticated.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=56229059#post56229059
    Jigsaw wrote: »
    Don't fight it. Use your position of influence and power to procure sexual intercourse with them.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=56207325#post56207325
    Jigsaw wrote: »
    And how much do they get paid??!! :eek:

    Can't beat a bit of the auld porn. I would probably be on redtube once every day I'd say. Wonderful facility.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=56188129#post56188129
    Jigsaw wrote: »
    "Bang her till she passes out - Get her dripping wet with your new weapon"

    "Get hard, get long, get it now"

    "Rev your lovemaking a few notches. Thick, muscular and incredibly long"

    "More meat is...
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055298157

    This is one sick son of a bitch Scooby!


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