Does anyone know this girl?

Jigsaw

davyjose wrote: »

Wait for the hangover dude.

Honestly though man, I don't really think it's that big a deal. I'm sure most of these lads don't either. It's just ...well, an awesome thread.

Well, while I am happy to provide entertainment, I wouldn't want folk thinking I am sitting in an attic bedroom with lots of newspaper clippings stuck to the wall and smiling demonically.

The truth is, I am wondering what the f**k sort of shape I'm gonna be in for work tomorrow.

Xavi6

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reregholdsworth

newsflash-

she is seeing someone.

and there are a few mentions of stalkerish behaviour on
her bebo. she's accustomed to it already jigsaw.
you'll be fine.

Jigsaw

Xavi6 wrote: »

My internet is after going down in work but I just had to keep up with this thread! A serious contender for best ever.
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Do I get a prize?

Cue smartarse, "Yes, please collect at Mountjoy".

Rb

Jigsaw wrote: »

Career at an end in the guise of Jigsaw anyway. I have wanted to change my name for a while anyway.

Well that's easy for you to do, poor aul Emer will have to change her own name to escape you :pac:

kowloon wrote: »

And he's saving up the love juice for his trip no doubt.

heh

Jigsaw wrote: »

Emer, whoever and wherever she is, will be grand. I just clumsily went about stating that I found someone attractive. And have paid the price.

Whoever and wherever? Lol, don't act like so non-chalant about it, I bet you've already found her bebo now that you know it exists...as for "will be grand", so you just leave them to live with the mental scars, eh?

Jigsaw wrote: »

I am spent in terms of fatigue alone. I am gonna have a final smoke and then go to bed. I'll go on to boards tomorrow and witness in the cold light of day the horror that has unfolded.

Another smoke? You're gonna **** yourself blind dude, how will you find Emer then?

Rb

reregholdsworth wrote: »

newsflash-

she is seeing someone.

and there are a few mentions of stalkerish behaviour on
her bebo. she's accustomed to it already jigsaw.
you'll be fine.

Sounds like someone is doing a bit of stalking of their own tbh...

Call Me Jimmy

Ok I've had to update this again: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56233114&postcount=37

Jigsaw wrote:

I am a perfectly respectable person.

Jigsaw wrote:

I've watched far too much hardcore p0rn

Jigsaw wrote:

Seriously though, not a stalker!!

Jigsaw wrote:

I may come across as a bit of a weirdo, which I assure you all I am not.

Jigsaw wrote:

Certainly not a stalker btw!!!

Jigsaw wrote:

People are only getting part of the picture here

Jigsaw wrote:

Perfectly innocent

Jigsaw wrote:

sexually aroused by a portrait photograph

Jigsaw wrote:

I have made an error of judgment

Jigsaw wrote:

I'm not the bad man you all are painting me to be.

Jigsaw wrote:

I will probably jerk to some anonymous Californian woman straining

Jigsaw wrote:

I have made an error of judgment

Jigsaw wrote:

what I meant was...

Jigsaw wrote:

Stalking is a much more deliberate pursuit, I would imagine.

Jigsaw wrote:

if someone had provided me with contact details, I would never have used them.

Jigsaw wrote:

I was doing some printing earlier and spotted her

Jigsaw wrote:

Emer, whoever and wherever she is, will be grand

Jigsaw wrote:

career may now be at an end.

Jigsaw wrote:

I have wanted to change my name for a while anyway

Jigsaw wrote:

I wouldn't want folk thinking I am sitting in an attic bedroom with lots of newspaper clippings stuck to the wall and smiling demonically.

Jigsaw wrote:

Emer may be flattered

Jigsaw wrote:

I deny I am a stalker

Carlsberg don't do stalkers...

Jigsaw

Rb wrote: »

Well that's easy for you to do, poor aul Emer will have to change her own name to escape you :pac:



heh



Whoever and wherever? Lol, don't act like so non-chalant about it, I bet you've already found her bebo now that you know it exists...as for "will be grand", so you just leave them to live with the mental scars, eh?



Another smoke? You're gonna **** yourself blind dude, how will you find Emer then?

Emer may be flattered that someone random has found her attractive.

Yes, unfortunately I smoke an awful lot.

Tbh, I can't deny I regret starting this thread.

tread_softly

Jigsaw wrote: »

Tbh, I can't deny I regret starting this thread.

omfg, srsly!?

Jigsaw

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Ok I've had to update this again: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56233114&postcount=37


















Carlsberg don't do stalkers...

Jesus man, gimme a break here!!! Pure character assassination!

Call Me Jimmy

Jigsaw wrote: »

Jesus man, gimme a break here!!! Pure character assassination!

Did I or did I not tell you to take a nap right at start of this thread?

Oh look what it says in post numero 20

Me wrote:

Look, my advice is just to cut your losses and take a nap

Rb

Jigsaw wrote: »

Emer may be flattered that someone random has found her attractive.

Yes, unfortunately I smoke an awful lot.

Tbh, I can't deny I regret starting this thread.

Are you still denying you're a stalker, or at least exhibit stalker like tendancies?

You know what they say, the first step to recovery is admitting it to yourself et al.

leninbenjamin

Jigsaw wrote: »

Pure character assassination!

and fully deserveded

davyjose

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Ok I've had to update this again: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56233114&postcount=37





















Carlsberg don't do stalkers...

Stalking a stalker .......... :eek:

Rb

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Ok I've had to update this again: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56233114&postcount=37





















Carlsberg don't do stalkers...

A+ imo

Jigsaw

Rb wrote: »

Are you still denying you're a stalker, or at least exhibit stalker like tendancies?

You know what they say, the first step to recovery is admitting it to yourself et al.

I deny I am a stalker, but admit that my original post may have (clearly did) come across as stalkerish.

How can I rescue this situation?

Jigsaw

leninbenjamin wrote: »

and fully deserveded

You're a harsh, harsh man.

I'm away to bed. I will endure my shame in the cold light of day tomorrow morning.

Call Me Jimmy

davyjose wrote: »

Stalking a stalker .......... :eek:

touche!

tread_softly

Jigsaw wrote: »

How can I rescue this situation?

walk away and don't look back lest emer turn to dust before our very eyes

leninbenjamin

Jigsaw wrote: »

How can I rescue this situation?

by killing yourself. in a very bloody and public fashion. it's the only way :pac:

or maybe try quitting smoking?

kowloon

I've had my fun.

Xavi6

Jigsaw wrote: »

I deny I am a stalker, but admit that my original post may have (clearly did) come across as stalkerish.

How can I rescue this situation?

A simple comment of explanation on her bebo will sort this out for you.

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Call Me Jimmy

Jigsaw wrote: »

How can I rescue this situation?

I'de say... some more denial?

Rb

Xavi6 wrote: »

A simple comment of explanation on her bebo will sort this out for you.

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This.

kowloon

Xavi6 wrote: »

A simple comment of explanation on her bebo will sort this out for you.

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:eek:

TestTransmission

Jigsaw wrote: »

I deny I am a stalker, but admit that my original post may have (clearly did) come across as stalkerish.

How can I rescue this situation?

http://www.artmargins.com/content/art/darian/leftover.jpg

davyjose

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

I'de say... some more denial?

Lol

Yeah you could track her down and deny it to her face.

Call Me Jimmy

That chap is gonna be tossing and turning all night.

BraziliaNZ

she's grand looking. Very meat and potatoes irish look about her.

Xavi6

davyjose wrote: »

Yeah you could track her down and blow your load in her face.

Fixed to reflect the OP's thoughts.

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