Help Me Pull an All Weekender

animan

I wanna do as bed as possible in my TG exam on Monday so I'm gonna try pull an all weekender.Gonna drop it next year anyway.

Gav

thusspakeblixa

You could of course do what I've always wanted to do in an exam
-just write down ''no'' for every answer
or if no makes sense answer with ''31G''
...works...

KnifeWRENCH

Sure, we'll help you fail! All it takes is a few encouraging images:

thusspakeblixa

Or wait! Do that thing where you answer with the question BEFORE that question. eg.
Where Do You Live?
What's your favourite fruit? Dublin
Whats your favourite band? Nectarine

animan

thusspakeblixa wrote: »

Or wait! Do that thing where you answer with the question BEFORE that question. eg.
Where Do You Live?
What's your favourite fruit? Dublin
Whats your favourite band? Nectarine

Don't think that would work as it's technical graphics and is drawing and suchlike. Maybe in the short questions.

Always wondered if you did an exam on speed would you get it done in like 5 mins.

thusspakeblixa

animan wrote: »

Don't think that would work as it's technical graphics and is drawing and suchlike. Maybe in the short questions.

Well then draw pictures of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on a graph, devouring the heathen noodles

animan

thusspakeblixa wrote: »

Well then draw pictures of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on a graph, devouring the heathen noodles

Good idea and maybe a monster truck being driven by Godzilla.

brianthebard

since its a tech graphics exam you could draw everything freehand and mess up the scale.give silly measurements like the square root of t.
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KnifeWRENCH

animan wrote: »

Always wondered if you did an exam on speed would you get it done in like 5 mins.

You should investigate that theory. Might even get a Darwin Award for it!

animan

square_igloo wrote: »

You should investigate that theory. Might even get a Darwin Award for it!

No idea what that is. But yeah might have to try this. But the answers would probably just be an A2 page coloured in in pencil.

trout

thusspakeblixa wrote: »

Well then draw pictures of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on a graph, devouring the heathen noodles

If mrs trout ends up correcting that paper ... it will probably get an A :cool:

animan

trout wrote: »

If mrs trout ends up correcting that paper ... it will probably get an A :cool:

Hope she does but don't really care what grade I get. Meh, it's only TG.

eVeNtInE

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animan

Mr Crystal wrote: »

i have the same exam on Monday!

Then I have wood work which is a cake walk. Then I'm done with exams for another 3 years.

OT: Can I be the official wierd snake guy of the nocturnal forum.

eVeNtInE

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animan

Did you have to ask one of them.

thusspakeblixa

...well ya just have to get one of them to approve it to make it ''official''

Doctor DooM

Animan, consider yourself official.

I think I am going to create a thread for officialising and stickying it.

eVeNtInE

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thusspakeblixa

SDooM wrote: »

Animan, consider yourself official.

I think I am going to create a thread for officialising and stickying it.

Capital idea! Allons-y Alonso!
Are we having ''rules'' for officialising it?

kowloon

thusspakeblixa wrote: »

Well then draw pictures of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on a graph, devouring the heathen noodles

The FSM embraces all of a noodly disposition.

Remember to go to the exam in the chosen garments of the FSM; full pirate regalia.

thusspakeblixa

kowloon wrote: »

The FSM embraces all of a noodly disposition.

Remember to go to the exam in the chosen garments of the FSM; full pirate regalia.

Eyepatch and all!
I want this (well, similar) on a graph

brianthebard

square_igloo wrote: »

You should investigate that theory. Might even get a Darwin Award for it!

you have to remove yourself from the gene pool to be nominated for a darwin.i don't think speed is that bad tbh. maybe eligble for an ignobel prize though?
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KnifeWRENCH

brianthebard wrote: »

you have to remove yourself from the gene pool to be nominated for a darwin.
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I know - anyone dumb enough to do an exam on speed deserves to be removed tbh!!

animan

square_igloo wrote: »

I know - anyone dumb enough to do an exam on speed deserves to be removed tbh!!

Or maybe I'll prove you wrong and get 100% in 5minutes. Yeah that would show you.

animan

Well I didn't do the exam on speed but I did however draw the spagetti monster. Thanks to all you guys I probably failed my TG exam.:D Woo Hoo.

thusspakeblixa

animan wrote: »

Well I didn't do the exam on speed but I did however draw the spagetti monster. Thanks to all you guys I probably failed my TG exam.:D Woo Hoo.

Haha yusssss! Some examiner is gonna be impressed.
All in a days' work!

Shiminay

I always enjoyed Mechanical Drawing (as it was called in my day), but then when I went into LC and started Technical Drawing, the teacher didn't like me nor I him so I started Art on day 1 of 6th year which annoyed several people in the faculty. Never did Art before that year

Doctor DooM

Kharn wrote: »

I always enjoyed Mechanical Drawing (as it was called in my day), but then when I went into LC and started Technical Drawing, the teacher didn't like me nor I him so I started Art on day 1 of 6th year which annoyed several people in the faculty. Never did Art before that year

I did honours art in my leaving without doing it since the junior myself. Got a b3 in it.

I can remember getting a sweet question in the art history paper without which I would have failed. They asked to write about an artist in popular culture so I did H.R Giger!

Crumble Froo

lol, i never passed an accounting exam the entire duration of 5th and 6th years... somehow managed to get an A1 at pass in the leaving.