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PSNI Recruitment - Stage 2 - The Assessment Centre

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    I am going to be on these boards for about the next umpteen years!!!:D

    Oh good. I'll have company!!! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 721 ✭✭✭goodcopbadcop


    Im a vet :D

    Really though every word of that is true. If you are trying for your first time now, give it 1000%, the waiting part is too long. Its a poorly run process in my opinion. I know people want the job alot, but everyone has their limits :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    Theoretically the last intake for C13 is never (helps I know ;)) as long as your vetting is still pending. GCBC, I'm sure you'll get the call soon.

    To Consensia: Put this man out of his misery - he deserves a training place - if for determination alone ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    JVB wrote: »
    Alan I love ya really. Looking forward to our little 'event' ;)

    That sounds dodgy doesn't it? :eek::D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 721 ✭✭✭goodcopbadcop


    Right consensia and psni, game over stop ****ing about and just let me in already. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 721 ✭✭✭goodcopbadcop


    JVB wrote: »
    That sounds dodgy doesn't it? :eek::D

    it does indeed. Little event..... dont sell yourself short :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    JVB wrote: »
    Urghhh I'd rather not. Have you seen him *joke* :D

    Alan I love ya really. Looking forward to our little 'event' ;)

    Handsome fella!!!!!!!!!!! Cant wait to see him in uniform!!!!

    Looking forward to our event also - I'm assuming its the same one and not another of your dagger to the moobs, ride the goat affairs!!!!!!!!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    it does indeed. Little event..... dont sell yourself short :p


    Ooh Matron :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    Im a vet :D

    Really though every word of that is true. If you are trying for your first time now, give it 1000%, the waiting part is too long. Its a poorly run process in my opinion. I know people want the job alot, but everyone has their limits :D

    This is my third blast at recruitment and there are certainly elements of the process that I think should change. An interview is something I would've thought would be essential. Even though I hate them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    Right consensia and psni, game over stop ****ing about and just let me in already. :P

    Hear hear!!

    And me
    And PYG
    And Fo, Squirrel81,MustbeCrazy,given1,Maura2145.

    All in the same squad LOL


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    Handsome fella!!!!!!!!!!! Cant wait to see him in uniform!!!!

    Looking forward to our event also - I'm assuming its the same one and not another of your dagger to the moobs, ride the goat affairs!!!!!!!!:D

    No MrsGH, your in our 'click' now :D Or we're in yours, I'm not really sure :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    Any news from Consensia? No news from you in this instance is not good news. Maybe it was the final straw :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    JVB wrote: »
    No MrsGH, your in our 'click' now :D Or we're in yours, I'm not really sure :confused:

    OOh d'ya wanna be in our gang, our gang, our gang,
    d'ya wanna be in our gang,

    ooooooooohhhhhhh yeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    JVB wrote: »
    That sounds dodgy doesn't it? :eek::D

    i'm worried about you two.......

    bet you go to the loo in a pair next week.............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    i'm worried about you two.......

    bet you go to the loo in a pair next week.............

    Maybe. If only to buff our baldy heads :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    JVB wrote: »
    Maybe. If only to buff our baldy heads :D

    That sounds even worse :eek:! I'm the downfall of my own innuendo's. I'm shutting up now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    JVB wrote: »
    Maybe. If only to buff our baldy heads :D

    I'll throw the Mr Sheen in me handbag then LOL :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    JVB wrote: »
    Maybe. If only to buff our baldy heads :D

    And that's not to be taken as a homo-erotic masterbation comment!? :o:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    carlty888 wrote: »
    And that's not not to be taken as a homo-erotic masterbation comment!? :o:D

    You wouldnt know with those two, I reckon anything goes.....:o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    You wouldnt know with those two, I reckon anything goes.....:o

    JVB's on form with the innuendo today!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    Tin hats everyone, PYGs postie has went past and failed to deliver.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    Tin hats everyone, PYGs postie has went past and failed to deliver.......

    Duck and cover!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    carlty888 wrote: »
    And that's not to be taken as a homo-erotic masterbation comment!? :o:D

    exactly ;) *Phew* I think I've made it out of that one unscathed. Although Alan might PM me later for a slagging :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    Tin hats everyone, PYGs postie has went past and failed to deliver.......

    He'll only make it a few hundred yards with his tyres blown out :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    JVB wrote: »
    Although Alan might PM me later for a slagging :D

    Ah so thats what you young'uns are calling it these days:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    Ah so thats what you young'uns are calling it these days:eek:

    Oh I feel sick. You keep this up and I'll never be able to look him in the eye again!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭given1


    lolol ive been logged off trying to read up on the last few pages of posts before signing on, lol that convo between MGH and JVB went way over my head, aww the innocence:D

    well rung consensia and got usuall didnt have a clue, didnt care and that my results are out next week so that i would know then and not to think to muchi nto it in the mean time:o

    lol awk well ill just take it as it comes, ill just have to pay the orthapedic surgeon a back hander in relation to c13:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    Oh bugger, here come the 'eye' comments. I'm off ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    JVB wrote: »
    Oh I feel sick. You keep this up and I'll never be able to look him in the eye again!

    Which eye??????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    JVB wrote: »
    Alan might PM me later for a slagging :D

    ..... or a date!!! ;)

    :D:D:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 721 ✭✭✭goodcopbadcop


    JVB wrote: »
    Although Alan might PM me later for a shagging :D

    :D what???


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭PapaYankeeGirl


    Royal Mail is going to be out a fortune in tyres this week!!!!

    I emailed consensia to ask - what the 'ell is goin on'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 721 ✭✭✭goodcopbadcop


    They wont reply to that email, trust me. :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    :D what???

    :p:p:p:p:p:p:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭given1


    wrong quote


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    :D what???

    there's got to a law against altering someone's posts :eek: I'll ask Alan, he'll be a police officer on 3rd Aug :D (very funny by the way ;))


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    JVB wrote: »
    Oh bugger, here come the 'eye' comments. I'm off ...

    And yet you're still here........:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    Royal Mail is going to be out a fortune in tyres this week!!!!

    I emailed consensia to ask - what the 'ell is goin on'

    Patience young padawan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭given1


    :D what???

    lmao


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    They wont reply to that email, trust me. :p

    I know, I told her to ring them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 721 ✭✭✭goodcopbadcop


    I know of two people who did the AC same day as her. Neither have got any results so shes not alone. I told you all, expect a wait. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭given1


    I know, I told her to ring them.

    lol probably wont make a difference, still dont no they're arse from their elbow:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭MrAnderson


    I know now why I signed up to this forum......double entendres, quotes from Carry On films, confusion about the whole process and yet still keeping many a hopeful recruit sane (well, kind of :D) with insightful advice and support.

    I love it :D:D. Like everyone here, I'm not loving the waiting about, but at least there's a bit of banter to read everyday when I get into work! :D

    Cheers guys!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    I know of two people who did the AC same day as her. Neither have got any results so shes not alone. I told you all, expect a wait. :rolleyes:

    You wise old sage.

    Okay, not old.

    But worldly wise in this malarkey!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 660 ✭✭✭JVB


    Alan, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to drag you into this fictitious debauchery! :D I have to go now. No honest ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    given1 wrote: »
    lol probably wont make a difference, still dont no they're arse form their elbow:D

    Jaysus, wouldnt like to be in a loo with them then.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    JVB wrote: »
    Alan, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to drag you into this fictitious debauchery! :D I have to go now. No honest ;)

    you love it you sllaaaaaaaaggggg


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    MrAnderson wrote: »
    I know now why I signed up to this forum......double entendres, quotes from Carry On films, confusion about the whole process and yet still keeping many a hopeful recruit sane (well, kind of :D) with insightful advice and support.

    I love it :D:D. Like everyone here, I'm not loving the waiting about, but at least there's a bit of banter to read everyday when I get into work! :D

    Cheers guys!

    Ah us future PSNI officers.....we're a breed apart!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭given1


    Jaysus, wouldnt like to be in a loo with them then.....

    lol just a wee figure of speech:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭owen1976


    Royal Mail is going to be out a fortune in tyres this week!!!!

    I emailed consensia to ask - what the 'ell is goin on'


    Hi PYG,

    just to let you know a friend of mine did it last year and had to wait 12 weeks from his AC to get his letter, and he passed. But I hope it doesn't take that long this time.

    I'm going to be in the same boat next week as i pass the 6 week mark.

    Its been said many times but the whole process wouldn't be as bad, I think, if we were all just kept better informed and they could stick time frame given!!


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