PSNI Recruitment - Stage 4 - The Medical

TSG 15

Ali08 wrote: »

- do you get to bring home the handcuffs?? :pac:

Yes.......................... but dont forget to bring the keys home too!!:eek:

MORRI

if you forget the keys all you need is a hacksaw and you can cut your hands off:D

Ali08

it could have been a very long and interesting night, but morri wants to hack people up. i hope vetting finds out about this...

MORRI

Ali08 wrote: »

it could have been a very long and interesting night, but morri wants to hack people up. i hope vetting finds out about this...

I only hack people up towards the end of the evening, believe me you'll thank me for it;)

PandaPants

MORRI wrote: »

I only hack people up towards the end of the evening, believe me you'll thank me for it;)

I have FINALLY met the perfect man! Are you single???
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

MORRI

PandaPants wrote: »

I have FINALLY met the perfect man! Are you single???
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Not yet, but I might call into B&Q on the way home from work today;)

PandaPants

MORRI wrote: »

Not yet, but I might call into B&Q on the way home from work today;)

Excellent. My number is 07.... :D:D

I also bring my own tools.

tfitzgerald

Two men are pulled over by a psni member. When the constable reaches their car he leans inside and smacks the driver on the head with his flashlight.

"What the hell did you do that for?" the driver asks.

The constable responds, "You know damn good and well that when I step up here you're supposed to have your driver's license and proof of insurance ready for me to check."

After the constable is finished writing the ticket he walks over to the passenger side, leans in and smacks the other man in the head with his flashlight.

"What the hell are you doing?" the passenger screams.

"I'm just granting your wish," replies the constable
"What wish?" asks the man.

"I know for a fact that half a mile down the road you're gonna lean over to your friend there and say, 'I wish he woulda pulled that crap with me.'"

smyff

tfitzgerald wrote: »

Two men are pulled over by a psni member. When the constable reaches their car he leans inside and smacks the driver on the head with his flashlight.

"What the hell did you do that for?" the driver asks.

The constable responds, "You know damn good and well that when I step up here you're supposed to have your driver's license and proof of insurance ready for me to check."

After the constable is finished writing the ticket he walks over to the passenger side, leans in and smacks the other man in the head with his flashlight.

"What the hell are you doing?" the passenger screams.

"I'm just granting your wish," replies the constable
"What wish?" asks the man.

"I know for a fact that half a mile down the road you're gonna lean over to your friend there and say, 'I wish he woulda pulled that crap with me.'"

good story lol made me laugh. you could change it to a cop in LA or new york or something or a guard, so i wouldnt say itd be true.

Fo

I've passed my medical!!!

given1

Fo wrote: »

I've passed my medical!!!

brilliant news fo:D:D:D high chance we can be in the same squad:pac: lol im still waiting on my result from c14 tho, odd considering you done yours ages after me lol

Fo

given1 wrote: »

brilliant news fo:D:D:D high chance we can be in the same squad:pac: lol

Thanks Given!! I'm hoping we're on same squad! :pac:! Would be super! Yeeeeooooo!

given1 wrote: »

im still waiting on my result from c14 tho, odd considering you done yours ages after me lol

Maybe the Doc fancied me more than u!

given1

Fo wrote: »

Thanks Given!! I'm hoping we're on same squad! :pac:! Would be super! Yeeeeooooo!

Maybe the Doc fancied me more than u!

must have been that saucy underwear:D

Penis Eye

given1 wrote: »

must have been that saucy underwear:D

its more to do with him hearing about fos fantastic dong handling skills!!

well dun fo

Fo

Penis Eye wrote: »

its more to do with him hearing about fos fantastic dong handling skills!!

well dun fo

Thanks DongEye!
You must admitt, you'd do almost anything to get in!
p.s. Doc loved it!

Penis Eye

Fo wrote: »

Thanks DongEye!
You must admitt, you'd do almost anything to get in!
p.s. Doc loved it!

yeah i would handle anybodys dong.

Fo

given1 wrote: »

must have been that saucy underwear:D

Yeah, I discarded all the advice I received from fellow female boardies & went in full stockings & suspenders!

I wonder if anyones ever done that..?!

Penis Eye

Fo wrote: »

Yeah, I discarded all the advice I received from fellow female boardies & went in full stockings & suspenders!

I wonder if anyones ever done that..?!

yeah i did.:cool:

carlty888

I kept it simple and went with a banana-hammock. :cool:

Fo

fair play to both of ya!

I hear Doctors dig a minimalistic banana-hammock. Unfortunately I ain't got the dong to fill it.

el_nino_9

hey

quick question about eyesight standards, is the psni standards the same as the mainland standards? with regards to a prescription my eyesight is
-0.25/-0.25, would this be good enough? this is for my medical appeal.

cheers

carlty888

el_nino_9 wrote: »

hey

quick question about eyesight standards, is the psni standards the same as the mainland standards? with regards to a prescription my eyesight is
-0.25/-0.25, would this be good enough? this is for my medical appeal.

cheers

carlty888 wrote: »

I took these from the consensia website.

Vision

Binocular vision 6/6 aided or unaided

(if visual aids are used must have 6/12 or better in best eye)

Unaided acuity 6/36 binocularly

Near vision N6 aided or unaided

Normal visual fields

Severe colour deficiency not acceptable

.

el_nino_9

cheers carlty though i dont know how to decifer if mine is good or bad,lol! opticians findings are 6/5 unaided and 6/4 aided. is it better that the numbers are lower than 6/6 or does that mean it worse? optician says my standard is within the maniland standard but wasnt sure if theirs was the same as ours.

cheers

given1

el_nino_9 wrote: »

cheers carlty though i dont know how to decifer if mine is good or bad,lol! opticians findings are 6/5 unaided and 6/4 aided. is it better that the numbers are lower than 6/6 or does that mean it worse? optician says my standard is within the maniland standard but wasnt sure if theirs was the same as ours.

cheers

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.isyte.com/sunglasses/snellen_chart.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.isyte.com/autopage.ink%3Fcolour%3Db%26PageNo%3D322&usg=__jpHZL8XFgX1Ufn5_s3nc_xUnE_g=&h=962&w=400&sz=8&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=1rPmBp88awfFjM:&tbnh=148&tbnw=62&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsnellen%2Bchart%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4HPEA_en-GBGB307GB307%26sa%3DN

that should give you a fair idea were you stand m8t! but your presription is defintatley a good standard!!

bc84

given1 wrote: »

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.isyte.com/sunglasses/snellen_chart.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.isyte.com/autopage.ink%3Fcolour%3Db%26PageNo%3D322&usg=__jpHZL8XFgX1Ufn5_s3nc_xUnE_g=&h=962&w=400&sz=8&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=1rPmBp88awfFjM:&tbnh=148&tbnw=62&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsnellen%2Bchart%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4HPEA_en-GBGB307GB307%26sa%3DN

that should give you a fair idea were you stand m8t! but your presription is defintatley a good standard!!

how much of that should we be able to read as far as police meds go? think my eyesight has suffered since my last check up

suziesaysso

hi all

how long do you have to wait for drugs test results? i had my med at start of december and still no letter from drugs people!! and i am more than confident that it will be fine - i OD on tea occassionally but thats about it

MustBeCrazy

el_nino_9 wrote: »

hey

quick question about eyesight standards, is the psni standards the same as the mainland standards? with regards to a prescription my eyesight is
-0.25/-0.25, would this be good enough? this is for my medical appeal.

cheers

I'm pretty confident you will fly through the eye test with that prescription. Mine is -2.0 and -2.25 and I passed (just about though I think!)

HTH

smyff

suziesaysso wrote: »

hi all

how long do you have to wait for drugs test results? i had my med at start of december and still no letter from drugs people!! and i am more than confident that it will be fine - i OD on tea occassionally but thats about it

hahaha quality

im the same, but im a caffene fiend. i chew the bake of myself i take that much coffee. nothing beats a huge caffene rage

manaka

boy did i have to scroll doen to get the medical thread! Anyone else waiting on medical appeals or just poor me? I guess it cant be good at this stage. Plan B I guess then guys!!

MrsGeneHunt

manaka wrote: »

boy did i have to scroll doen to get the medical thread! Anyone else waiting on medical appeals or just poor me? I guess it cant be good at this stage. Plan B I guess then guys!!

If it not too personal what did you fail on?

If its any consolation to you, it seems a lot of those who appeal get the right result in the end. Fingers crossed for you!