PSNI Recruitment - Stage 4 - The Medical

PEGGYSUE'S MAMA · 22-04-2009 10:33pm

i do hope you are right, you normally are about such things, we should rename you the Oracle, such a wise and in the know lady!

am just not getting my wee hopes up.... though if i get in i have been promised a holiday to mexico before heading to hotel gv.....c'mon recruitment i want a nice glowy tan and swimming in the sea and cocktails AND my dream job, am not asking too much!;)

PapaYankeeGirl · 23-04-2009 7:52am

PEGGYSUE'S MAMA wrote: »

i do hope you are right, you normally are about such things, we should rename you the Oracle, such a wise and in the know lady!

am just not getting my wee hopes up.... though if i get in i have been promised a holiday to mexico before heading to hotel gv.....c'mon recruitment i want a nice glowy tan and swimming in the sea and cocktails AND my dream job, am not asking too much!;)

I trust there will be a ticket for your favourite Moderator and fellow hotel guest???

PEGGYSUE'S MAMA · 23-04-2009 3:15pm

i reckon i could squeeze you into my suitcase PYG!:D

PapaYankeeGirl · 23-04-2009 7:49pm

PEGGYSUE'S MAMA wrote: »

i reckon i could squeeze you into my suitcase PYG!:D

Happy Days Mrs!:D

bc84 · 24-04-2009 12:36pm

MHQ complete and signed off by my doctor which is good. i was, unfortunately as predicted, blindsided by her when the form was signed off. got the inevitable ''just see the girls at reception on your way out, im sure theres a charge for that''. could probably just have walked on out but i dont want any backfires.

got my flirt on for the very unattractive and unpleasant girl behind the counter to see if i could get away with it. turns out i must be a bit rusty on the flirting, 50quid i got charged. i felt like phoning 999 to report a robbery

pablissimo · 24-04-2009 12:44pm

Unfortunately flirting with the Health Centre receptionists is a bit like chatting up hookers, MONEY TALKS.....

Erm I am led to believe the bit about the hookers BTW......

bc84 · 24-04-2009 12:58pm

pablissimo wrote: »

Unfortunately flirting with the Health Centre receptionists is a bit like chatting up hookers, MONEY TALKS.....

Erm I am led to believe the bit about the hookers BTW......

You'd be glorifying my surgery if you called it a health centre. years on an interface has taken its toll. though in saying that i may be giving it a bit more abuse due to feeling very bitter about this mornings appointment.

to be fair to the hookers, from what iv heard from friends, they would be much better looking than the receptionist at my place

MustBeCrazy · 24-04-2009 1:01pm

bc84 wrote: »

MHQ complete and signed off by my doctor which is good. i was, unfortunately as predicted, blindsided by her when the form was signed off. got the inevitable ''just see the girls at reception on your way out, im sure theres a charge for that''. could probably just have walked on out but i dont want any backfires.

got my flirt on for the very unattractive and unpleasant girl behind the counter to see if i could get away with it. turns out i must be a bit rusty on the flirting, 50quid i got charged. i felt like phoning 999 to report a robbery

They must be in partnership with my docs surgery then - £85 :eek::eek::eek: and that was last year. Wouldn't surprise me if it's at least £200 this year (if the hike in my electricity bill is anything to go by

)

MBC x

pablissimo · 24-04-2009 1:09pm

MustBeCrazy wrote: »

They must be in partnership with my docs surgery then - £85 :eek::eek::eek: and that was last year. Wouldn't surprise me if it's at least £200 this year (if the hike in my electricity bill is anything to go by )

MBC x

The hookers have increased their prices too, due to the hike in the price of crude oil.

Sorry that was a really bad joke,

I'll get me coat. (and its not a Plastic Mac)

PapaYankeeGirl · 24-04-2009 6:48pm

Wow I cant believe they charged 50 smackers, MBC still holds the record though. LOL

Couple of questions folks, im sure they have been asked/answered before but please help your dear old mod out here:

1. I had my eyes tested a few weeks back just out of curiosity. Perfect eyesight so nothing to worry about. Do you think I should bring the report with me to the medical?

2. *one for the girls*.
When you are down to your undies do you get covered up with a blanket?, what do they do when you are undressed? and how long are you undressed for?:o

Thanks in advance

smyff · 24-04-2009 7:29pm

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Wow I cant believe they charged 50 smackers, MBC still holds the record though. LOL

Couple of questions folks, im sure they have been asked/answered before but please help your dear old mod out here:

1. I had my eyes tested a few weeks back just out of curiosity. Perfect eyesight so nothing to worry about. Do you think I should bring the report with me to the medical?

2. *one for the girls*.
When you are down to your undies do you get covered up with a blanket?, what do they do when you are undressed? and how long are you undressed for?:o

Thanks in advance

1. no theyll still test you
2. even for the lads, with loose boxer cacks. you get a blanket when you can sprawl over yourself which you hold at all times if i remember correctly unless you are seated. there is a curtain like a hospital which they pull across to undress and its only for 5-10 minutes if even.

i was glad to see the lady who took my eye test n all there haha. i was all happy. then i remembered that i was nakkkkked

gigity gigity · 24-04-2009 7:45pm

What about the old, cup "and cough" is this just a joke!

smyff · 24-04-2009 8:14pm

gigity gigity wrote: »

What about the old, cup "and cough" is this just a joke!

i dont get what youre saying mate. its a medical, what do you expect.

RoscoPColtrane · 24-04-2009 9:15pm

then i remembered that i was nakkkkked[/quote]

I wasnt. I feel cheated.

bc84 · 24-04-2009 9:19pm

are we stripping to the buff? thought it was just to my chipmunks. also how far fown the eye chart is acceptable ? lol

MrsGeneHunt · 24-04-2009 9:51pm

bc84 wrote: »

are we stripping to the buff? thought it was just to my chipmunks. also how far fown the eye chart is acceptable ? lol

Get er buns out, get yer buns out, get yer buns out for the docccssssss
Get yerr buns out for the docs!:p*

*Sorry, slightly squiffy, was at the neighbours having bubbles**....:D
**Its Friday, its the law.

Papa Charlie · 24-04-2009 10:20pm

bc84 - Third line up from the bottom,you must read it all!

MrsGeneHunt · 24-04-2009 10:23pm

I'm not fit to be let out sometimes, oh well LOL

Papa Charlie · 24-04-2009 10:35pm

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

I'm not fit to be let out sometimes, oh well LOL

Any bubbles left?

MrsGeneHunt · 24-04-2009 10:44pm

Papa Charlie wrote: »

Any bubbles left?

Whoops....no:o
Me likey da bubbles!:P

Papa Charlie · 24-04-2009 10:48pm

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

Whoops....no:o
Me likey da bubbles!:P

How rude!!:eek:

RoscoPColtrane · 24-04-2009 11:23pm

Papa Charlie wrote: »

How rude!!:eek:

Depends what floats yer boat...........

gigity gigity · 25-04-2009 11:42am

tbh mate dont no aint had a medical before though dont see why you would end up in the buff! you sure you were at the right medical...

smyff · 25-04-2009 11:51am

gigity gigity wrote: »

tbh mate dont no aint had a medical before though dont see why you would end up in the buff! you sure you were at the right medical...

ohhhhhh right haha. no i was just joking. you only need to go to your cacks!!!

gigity gigity · 25-04-2009 11:59am

smyff wrote: »

ohhhhhh right haha. no i was just joking. you only need to go to your cacks!!!

lol.aye thought that was a bit odd. whats this lung capacity test like? any real need to kick the ole smoking habit apart from the obvious one?

smyff · 25-04-2009 6:10pm

gigity gigity wrote: »

lol.aye thought that was a bit odd. whats this lung capacity test like? any real need to kick the ole smoking habit apart from the obvious one?

your probs better quitting sooner or later lol. but i think theres been a few smokers who have passed it ok like aul shelly and she didnt quit

Slave_To_Sound · 25-04-2009 6:17pm

What all do they test at the medical ? and why would you have to strip to boxers ?

manaka · 25-04-2009 10:07pm

you gotta get to yer boxers, panties as they check your legs, flexibility, movements, see if you winch or anything. The lung test can be hard as I found, need to dig deep and I dont smoke! Thought my insides were going to come out! Check eyesight, hearing, co ordination etc. No hand under and cough, but I do believe the guards do it to check for hernias, dont know why they use that method! im sure there are less intrusive methods! Maybe they are actually checking for STDs!?:eek:

PEGGYSUE'S MAMA · 27-04-2009 1:09pm

does anyone know what the craic if the scenario of your "trusty" gp losing your medical questionnaire were to happen? am having a bit of a nightmare at the minute, rang today to see if it was ready for collection... receptionist was very nice but very cagey, she hadn't a clue what i was talking about it until i said it was for a medical with police service next week, she doesn't know which gp in practice has it but will go on the hunt for it this afternoon! i work with health professionals, i know what this means, is usually lost in the doldrums somewhere..... i am ringing back this afternoon to see if she has got it but i am not very confident, will OHW give me another one if i need it.

bc84 · 27-04-2009 8:27pm

PEGGYSUE'S MAMA wrote: »

does anyone know what the craic if the scenario of your "trusty" gp losing your medical questionnaire were to happen? am having a bit of a nightmare at the minute, rang today to see if it was ready for collection... receptionist was very nice but very cagey, she hadn't a clue what i was talking about it until i said it was for a medical with police service next week, she doesn't know which gp in practice has it but will go on the hunt for it this afternoon! i work with health professionals, i know what this means, is usually lost in the doldrums somewhere..... i am ringing back this afternoon to see if she has got it but i am not very confident, will OHW give me another one if i need it.

any luck PSM?

Bit of a nightmare situation!

PSNI Recruitment - Stage 4 - The Medical

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