PSNI Recruitment - Stage 4 - The Medical

RoscoPColtrane

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Excuse me?!?! I NEVER have greasy hair, I wash it everyday, today i smell like pineapple and cotton extract LOL!!!!!!!!!

Probably just your hormones. I smelt like Ylang Ylang at your age. Oh how quickly it changes to mothballs.. Good luck with your medical. Youll fly it...

bc84

smyff wrote: »

woops i thought that bc84 was a girl haha. i probs wouldnt gel the hair up then lol. just cause they might moan about it and it could sorta be awkward when getting tested n all like.

haha you gonna wash your hair for once then aye :P

thanks smyff, glad to know iv created a good masculine impression on the board

yeah think il just leave the gel and wear a beenie

Track

Tip: Guys should wear briefs as your goodies may fall out whilst doing the suppine hip circles if you're wearing boxers...

bc84

heard about that lol

went and bought me a secure pair of boxers, calvin klein style lol

given1

bc84 wrote: »

heard about that lol

went and bought me a secure pair of boxers, calvin klein style lol

lol i wore a pair of calvin kleins 2, the most flattering boxers i have:rolleyes:

about the hair both times i just washed and mine and let in sit flat and went, makes it easier for the them!!

good luck with it m8t:)

RoscoPColtrane

Track wrote: »

Tip: Guys should wear briefs as your goodies may fall out whilst doing the suppine hip circles if you're wearing boxers...

Ha ha. Fly on the wall an all that.

PEGGYSUE'S MAMA

supine hip circles? they make you do that in ya undies, oh my god, my thighs will block out the daylight in the room if they have me doing caper like that:eek: last med i did (a while ago, when they still did the pca!) they made me stand on each leg to test my balance etc... sounds like a flippin yoga class to me!

RoscoPColtrane

PEGGYSUE'S MAMA wrote: »

supine hip circles? they make you do that in ya undies, oh my god, my thighs will block out the daylight in the room if they have me doing caper like that:eek: last med i did (a while ago, when they still did the pca!) they made me stand on each leg to test my balance etc... sounds like a flippin yoga class to me!

Aye. Theyre thorough. I was flummoxed half the time with a confused look on my face but theyre really nice and make you feel at ease. Youll be just grand. Dont be nervous. Its all for a reason they do it. Go into it relaxed and youll be fine. Dont get yourself worked up over it. Its your experience and youll do the best you can. Thats a cert. Dont get stressed at all. Youve passed all the worst bits....:)

smyff

bc84 wrote: »

thanks smyff, glad to know iv created a good masculine impression on the board

yeah think il just leave the gel and wear a beenie

haha i just thought by the username. i could be a girl for all you lot know!!!

PapaYankeeGirl

bc84 wrote: »

heard about that lol

went and bought me a secure pair of boxers, calvin klein style lol

Not Calvin Harris ones?;)

PapaYankeeGirl

Would some kind person run through the hip circle thing, Iv never heard of them before. Bricking it

1979SD

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Would some kind person run through the hip circle thing, Iv never heard of them before. Bricking it

PYG, Don't get yourself stressed about the hip circle thing, you need to stay nice and relaxed............................................ for that rubber gloved inspection!!!!

smyff

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Not Calvin Harris ones?;)

im not alone is such a tune. see those synths they are craaaackin like. good luck in your med again all you lot who have it soon.

PapaYankeeGirl

1979SD wrote: »

PYG, Don't get yourself stressed about the hip circle thing, you need to stay nice and relaxed............................................ for that rubber gloved inspection!!!!

Nice try mate!!

bc84

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Not Calvin Harris ones?;)

hehe

Track

Ahh PYG it is not streneous at all. You just lay on your back whilst the doc puts your leg at 90 degrees and tests your hip joint by rotating your femur around in your hip socket. It is actually relaxing, unless your a guy and your marbles fall out of your loose fitting boxers....:)

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Would some kind person run through the hip circle thing, Iv never heard of them before. Bricking it

PapaYankeeGirl

Track wrote: »

Ahh PYG it is not streneous at all. You just lay on your back whilst the doc puts your leg at 90 degrees and tests your hip joint by rotating your femur around in your hip socket. It is actually relaxing, unless your a guy and your marbles fall out of your loose fitting boxers....:)

Do they cover you with a blankey?

1979SD

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Do they cover you with a blankey?

If i remember correctly i think there is a blankey on offer

bc84

im not sure they'l be able to get mine to ninety degrees

0607

hello all!

wow, supine hip circles, smt?, hair removal, rubber gloves??!

I did a medical for the psni back in July/August 06. Things must have changed because back then there was none of what ive read on this thread
Whats all this talk about taking hair out your head? what?

All we done, was put a gown on, get your joints tested, weighed measured etc all the usuals, eyes/ears/lungs/urine test and that was that.

Wonder when things changed...

Oh but long story short, i passed... got in, left, now im trying to get back in lol..:mad::(

MrsGeneHunt

0607 wrote: »

hello all!

wow, supine hip circles, smt?, hair removal, rubber gloves??!

I did a medical for the psni back in July/August 06. Things must have changed because back then there was none of what ive read on this thread
Whats all this talk about taking hair out your head? what?

All we done, was put a gown on, get your joints tested, weighed measured etc all the usuals, eyes/ears/lungs/urine test and that was that.

Wonder when things changed...

Oh but long story short, i passed... got in, left, now im trying to get back in lol..:mad::(

Why'd you leave? If its not too personal a question!!

0607

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

Why'd you leave? If its not too personal a question!!

No, not too personal, I dont wana get anyone angry for changing the subject so I will be short and sweet lol

I think I was just overwhelmed with everything. I had just turned 21, felt about 18. Never been away from home, never mind sharing a box with someone for 4 weeks + lol. From the mountain of books given to me, shoveling my dinner into me in 5 minutes while the drill staff stood looking over us waiting to the greenhouse they call the accomodation block (it was a very warm April07). I just whimped out ... I didnt give it a chance, and when i decided to leave I didnt plan on it, i just did it...Im a stupid boy, i know...

Louisiana 1927

Got a letter to say that i PASSED my medical!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Woo hoo!! Can't belive got word so quick:eek:, well chuffed, in fact that's a bit of an understatement!! Over the flippin moon i tell ya!!!!:D:D:D

Well vetting & med passed i'm keeping the old fingers crossed now for the call but i'm thinkin i'll have a fair bit of waitin ahead. Ah well, i'm just so happy i passed everything:D

Shield

0607 wrote: »

No, not too personal, I dont wana get anyone angry for changing the subject so I will be short and sweet lol

I think I was just overwhelmed with everything. I had just turned 21, felt about 18. Never been away from home, never mind sharing a box with someone for 4 weeks + lol. From the mountain of books given to me, shoveling my dinner into me in 5 minutes while the drill staff stood looking over us waiting to the greenhouse they call the accomodation block (it was a very warm April07). I just whimped out ... I didnt give it a chance, and when i decided to leave I didnt plan on it, i just did it...Im a stupid boy, i know...

Were you on this forum back then too? I think I remember you. Just so you know, you'll still have to stay in the kennels for 4 weeks, the mountain of books is just the same, and the food is still as delicious.

MrsGeneHunt

Louisiana 1927 wrote: »

Got a letter to say that i PASSED my medical!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Woo hoo!! Can't belive got word so quick:eek:, well chuffed, in fact that's a bit of an understatement!! Over the flippin moon i tell ya!!!!:D:D:D

Well vetting & med passed i'm keeping the old fingers crossed now for the call but i'm thinkin i'll have a fair bit of waitin ahead. Ah well, i'm just so happy i passed everything:D

woooohooooo!!!!!!!!!
Well done!!

Louisiana 1927

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

woooohooooo!!!!!!!!!
Well done!!

Thanks MGH!! I'm well happy as you can guess!!!!

This is me all day:D:D:D& then have something to eat & then :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D sleep.

MrsGeneHunt

Louisiana 1927 wrote: »

Thanks MGH!! I'm well happy as you can guess!!!!

This is me all day:D:D:D& then have something to eat & then :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D sleep.

PYG and PSM were up yesterday, all went well for them both as far as I can gather, three no shows by all accounts so hope that might bode well for me. You never know!

PYg sends her congrats, her computer is sick and away being fixed at the mo so she's off the radar. I warned her abut that internet porn....

RoscoPColtrane

Louisiana 1927 wrote: »

Got a letter to say that i PASSED my medical!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Woo hoo!! Can't belive got word so quick:eek:, well chuffed, in fact that's a bit of an understatement!! Over the flippin moon i tell ya!!!!:D:D:D

Well vetting & med passed i'm keeping the old fingers crossed now for the call but i'm thinkin i'll have a fair bit of waitin ahead. Ah well, i'm just so happy i passed everything:D

Fair play te ye!! Well done!!

PEGGYSUE'S MAMA

well done to you lou. staff up there are dead on aren't they!! nurse and doctor made me very relaxed, good craic!:D

hope you hear more good news soon, esp if it comes in the form of a certain phone call!;)

bc84

well done lou, how long did it take to get the results?

i did mine yesterday too, think all went well, just a bit worried bout the hearing with me djing a lot but il just havta see how it goes

was wondering where pyg was, i gave her a list of safe porn sites but she clearly ignored it