Mary Had a little lamb

barnicles

Mary Had a little lamb
And tied her to a pylon
1000 volts shot up her arse
And turned her wool to nylon!

forbairt

Mary had a little lamb ...



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with mint sauce

Capt'n Midnight

Mary had a little lamb,
we've heard that tale before.
But then she passed her plate along,
and had a little more.


When Mary had a little lamb,
the doctor cried and cried.
Then Old McDonald had a farm,
and the poor man nearly died.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the bed one night
To see if they would f...
....all off.

Dizzyblonde

Mary had a little bear,
Her father didn't mind.
And everywhere that Mary went
You could see her bear behind.........



Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot the shepherd.

rocky25

Mary had a little Lamb,
Whose foot was full of soot,
And into Mary's Bread and Jam,
His sooty foot he put.

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Mary had a little Lamb,
Full of tricks and trollicks,
One day it tried to jump a fence,
And fell and broke it's Knee.

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Mary had a little Lamb,
She also had a cat,
Along came Tommy Cooper,
And killed them "Just Like That"

Dee369369

Mary had a little lamb
her midwive died of shock

Mahatma coat

mary had a little lamb
it had a touch of collic
she gave it whiskey twice a day
and now its alcoholic.

and to mix things up a bit wit nursery rhymes

Old mother hubbard
went to the Cupboard
to fetch her poor doggie a bone
when she bent over
her doggie came over
and gave her a bone of his own.

:D:D:D:D

Slidey

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead,
And now it goes to school with her
Between two lumps o bread

rocky25

Mahatma coat wrote: »

Old mother hubbard
went to the Cupboard
to fetch her poor doggie a bone
when she bent over
her doggie came over
and gave her a bone of his own.

:D:D:D:D

He He good one:D

It was in a funny song in the mid 70s called BIG7,
one of a number of brilliant songs by the Great Judge Dread



Hear's a link for it, also check his verson of Je T'Aime, classic;)

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=UY_xOEwI7Uw&feature=related

He passed on a few years ago, May his Bone rest in peace....Amen:p

Carrigart Exile

Mary had a little lamb
Her Father shot it dead
Now Mary goes to school with it
between two hunks of bread