Audition: Post here for an "Official Nocturnal" title!

Baggly

Yes; they are all fantastic.

And i enjoyed P2. Who knew Danny Glover was too old for THAT sh!t

FoxT

Pter wrote: »

Official Archetypical Corkonian of the nocturnal forum.

Im just getting from that post that you like to point out how ossum you are

:pac:

Thank you Petr for a fine effort!

Unfortunately I have only been living in Cork for 30 years & so my official status here in the PROC is 'foreign national' .

I apologise for not introducing myself, allow me to make amends!

I stay up late.

I like rare steak, good conversation, and ladies' bottoms.

I am told I make a good stir fry - but that's not true, I just use lots of ginger.

I enjoy red wine, and after a few, I can be found writing rude limericks that don't scan very well, which I then post in AH.

That's it!

randylonghorn

FoxT wrote: »

I like rare steak, good conversation, and ladies' bottoms.

I enjoy red wine, and after a few, I can be found writing rude limericks that don't scan very well, which I then post in AH.

The Official Fr. Ted of the Nocturnal Forum?

CDfm

FoxT wrote: »

Thank you Petr for a fine effort!

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I like rare steak, good conversation, and ladies' bottoms.

!

The Official Ladies Bottom of the Nocturnal Forum

Baggly

The official mans mans mans man who loves ginger, shteak and talkin' of the nocturnal forum?

FoxT wrote: »

Thank you Petr for a fine effort!

Unfortunately I have only been living in Cork for 30 years & so my official status here in the PROC is 'foreign national' .

I apologise for not introducing myself, allow me to make amends!

I stay up late.

I like rare steak, good conversation, and ladies' bottoms.

I am told I make a good stir fry - but that's not true, I just use lots of ginger.

I enjoy red wine, and after a few, I can be found writing rude limericks that don't scan very well, which I then post in AH.

That's it!

jokettle

I've decided on my title "The Official Chocoholic Mind-Reading Purveyor of Sex on the Beach of The Nocturnal Forum"

But I have no idea how to code this into a link for the forum in my sig. Anyone went to help out a poor excuse for a nerd?

stupidusername

jokettle wrote: »

I've decided on my title "The Official Chocoholic Mind-Reading Purveyor of Sex on the Beach of The Nocturnal Forum"

But I have no idea how to code this into a link for the forum in my sig. Anyone went to help out a poor excuse for a nerd?

Go into your user cp, edit signature, write out your title and click on the globe with the link (hyperlink) and paste in this link http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1090 , click ok, save signature. that should be it.

Baggly

stupidusername wrote: »

Go into your user cp, edit signature, write out your title and click on the globe with the link (hyperlink) and paste in this link http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1090 , click ok, save signature. that should be it.

Loving the signature, girlfriend.....right?

jokettle

Thank you, stupidusername

I'm pretty sure I mentioned this to you before, but I still feel like I'm insulting you when I use your full username I shall call you....Mercedes*.

*I'm open to suggestion on that one

stupidusername

Pter wrote: »

Loving the signature, girlfriend.....right?

Am , last time I checked, ya!

jokettle wrote: »

Thank you, stupidusername

I'm pretty sure I mentioned this to you before, but I still feel like I'm insulting you when I use your full username I shall call you....Mercedes*.

*I'm open to suggestion on that one

Well you can call my stupy, maybe that'd feel less insulting to you!? or mercedes, but have to say I find that quite odd. but whatever works for you

Baggly

I would have recommended a different name if i had checked out that question site thingy in your sig. People really seem to like asking you about sex.

jokettle

I've just finished a book where the heroine's name was Mercedes

Stupy is better It may evolve to Stimpy, which in turn may evolve to Ren...be warned!

stupidusername

Pter wrote: »

I would have recommended a different name if i had checked out that question site thingy in your sig. People really seem to like asking you about sex.

Ya they do, but that's cause it's a collection (or maybe just one) of depraved people.

jokettle wrote: »

I've just finished a book where the heroine's name was Mercedes

Stupy is better It may evolve to Stimpy, which in turn may evolve to Ren...be warned!

Stupy, or stimpy is fine.... ren, not so much... :pac: consider me warned though!

FoxT

Hmmmm, I am thinking of

The Official Connoisseur of Wines & Derrieres Of the Nocturnal Forum

Damn I would love that job....

randylonghorn

jokettle wrote: »

Thank you, stupidusername

I'm pretty sure I mentioned this to you before, but I still feel like I'm insulting you when I use your full username [/SIZE]

Every time I see it, I am reminded of the Terry Pratchett book where his wife buys Vimes an imp-powered personal organiser which he refuses to programme, so it constantly addresses him as "Insert Name Here"!

stupidusername

That'll work too. I tend to know when people are addressing me :pac::cool:

jokettle

FoxT wrote: »

Hmmmm, I am thinking of

The Official Connoisseur of Wines & Derrieres Of the Nocturnal Forum

Damn I would love that job....

So classy, and yet so sleazy, all at the same time..

*doffs hat* :pac:

FewFew

jokettle wrote: »

So classy, and yet so sleazy, all at the same time..

*doffs hat* :pac:

Long time since there's been a proper hat doffing round these parts. Things are on the up!

jokettle

I shall endeavor to bring back the curtsy also. And words like endeavor.

FewFew

jokettle wrote: »

I shall endeavor to bring back the curtsy also. And words like endeavor.

and rapscallion? Will you bring that back too? And what about ragamuffin? So many joy-filled words.

jokettle

Let us make a list of desirable words, and I shall endeavor to include them in as many posts as I dare.

*curtsy*

Baggly

Cough Chance to make a New thread Cough

FewFew

jokettle wrote: »

Let us make a list of desirable words, and I shall endeavor to include them in as many posts as I dare.

*curtsy*

Dare hard... with avengenance!

Pter wrote: »

Cough Chance to make a New thread Cough

Excellente cocopops

Baggly

Im wondering is my title cutting it in this dog eat dog modern day world....

stupidusername

Pter wrote: »

Im wondering is my title cutting it in this dog eat dog modern day world....

It is not

:cool:

CDfm

Pter wrote: »

Im wondering is my title cutting it in this dog eat dog modern day world....

MMMMMMMM...... the Official Canine Muncher of the Nocturnal Forum has its charms

Baggly

stupidusername wrote: »

It is not

:cool:

Awww here have some brownie points

/give

CDfm wrote: »

MMMMMMMM...... the Official Canine Muncher of the Nocturnal Forum has its charms

Huh? Oh right the dog eat dog. Nah an extension of what i already have is what im in the market for i reckon

CDfm

Pter wrote: »

Awww here have some brownie points

/give



Huh? Oh right the dog eat dog. Nah an extension of what i already have is what im in the market for i reckon

No you don't - i've bagsed that

*cries fowl*

can i change mine to something with meerkat in it :cool:

stupidusername

CDfm wrote: »

No you don't - i've bagsed that

*cries fowl*

can i change mine to something with meerkat in it :cool:

official sexy meerkat of the noctural forum.

Baggly

SUN is in a sexy frame of mind methinks. She has been smutting up the Lair all day.

Can meerkats be sexy?