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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭TSG 15


    i have to say it...is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me :D


    Stop stealing my script from the other night Tickle ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    ahh the extending ones quite a handful those ones!
    embarassed please i still maintain when men join uniformed services they consider how good there going to look in the uniform :D that was your main reason for joining wasnt it and being able to get your baton out in public :P:P

    exactly! and if you cant handle all that comes with the job then you shouldnt be an officer! it should be in the terms of agreement you ahve to accept on the application form!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭TSG 15


    beca wrote: »
    note i says USED to curt! ahh!! men!! your all idiots!! lol

    "lets see do those handcuffs work officer, here cuff me to... lets see... o... the bed??"


    HELP...... I AM STILL IN THE BASEMENT, NEAR THE RADIATOR,........................VERY NEAR IT :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    beca wrote: »
    note i says USED to curt! ahh!! men!! your all idiots!! lol

    "lets see do those handcuffs work officer, here cuff me to... lets see... o... the bed??"

    all idiots lol he certainly left his mark lol

    dammit we'll go call up to a station some day and ask for some kind officers to give us experience for c15 and the craic at GV ;)
    you should have been cuffing him...then took photographs and sent it to all his work buddies...ripped out :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    TSG 15 wrote: »
    HELP...... I AM STILL IN THE BASEMENT, NEAR THE RADIATOR,........................VERY NEAR IT :eek:

    you can stay there for your sins of bein a man!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    TSG 15 wrote: »
    HELP...... I AM STILL IN THE BASEMENT, NEAR THE RADIATOR,........................VERY NEAR IT :eek:


    hot much? :p you may need to explain that to beca lol

    that post really makes me laugh lots, maybe its the sugar though :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    all idiots lol he certainly left his mark lol

    dammit we'll go call up to a station some day and ask for some kind officers to give us experience for c15 and the craic at GV ;)
    you should have been cuffing him...then took photographs and sent it to all his work buddies...ripped out :D

    now that i think of it i did cuff him.... and then went shopping with his credit card :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭TSG 15


    hot much? :p you may need to explain that to beca lol

    that post really makes me laugh lots, maybe its the sugar though :D

    It was mention of the puppies that got me..... I was wondering who the collar and lead was going on lol :eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    hot much? :p you may need to explain that to beca lol

    that post really makes me laugh lots, maybe its the sugar though :D

    do explain!! lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    beca wrote: »
    you can stay there for your sins of bein a man!

    would you be much of a man hater? lol are you going to be on duty arresting men, officer what have i done, shut up your a man now do as i say :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    TSG 15 wrote: »
    It was mention of the puppies that got me..... I was wondering who the collar and lead was going on lol :eek::eek::eek:

    me needa go trawlin?? me stil not get it! lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    TSG 15 wrote: »
    It was mention of the puppies that got me..... I was wondering who the collar and lead was going on lol :eek::eek::eek:

    :D i wish there was a laughing face, im never going to look at policemen the same again ill picture them with collars and leads on being walked around by women, is that what goes on in the station :eek:

    note to self scrap the candy just get puppies
    beca wrote: »
    do explain!! lol

    i keep policemen cuffed to radiators in my basement ;) TSG has been there all day i occassionly blast the heat to burn their wrists but all in all much fun is had :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    would you be much of a man hater? lol are you going to be on duty arresting men, officer what have i done, shut up your a man now do as i say :D

    *pulls out ACTUAL police baton* o look its a whip, o well:D

    nah i just take the odd wee turn and whip the men i have strung up in the basement!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭TSG 15


    beca wrote: »
    me needa go trawlin?? me stil not get it! lol


    Im off.....!!!!!! :eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    beca wrote: »
    *pulls out ACTUAL police baton* o look its a whip, o well:D

    nah i just take the odd wee turn and whip the men i have strung up in the basement!

    lol who needs the psni when were about locking up men :) although i think that may be an offence not that their complaining :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    :D i wish there was a laughing face, im never going to look at policemen the same again ill picture them with collars and leads on being walked around by women, is that what goes on in the station :eek:

    note to self scrap the candy just get puppies



    i keep policemen cuffed to radiators in my basement ;) TSG has been there all day i occassionly blast the heat to burn their wrists but all in all much fun is had :pac:

    mmmh sounds... interesting... lol make sure you strip search them and keep a feather duster on hand :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    TSG 15 wrote: »
    Im off.....!!!!!! :eek::eek:


    :eek: this face sums you up tonight lol im going to look out for the TSG that looks shocked the most, not that i ever see TSGs :( thats probably a good thing :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭TSG 15


    lol who needs the psni when were about locking up men :) although i think that may be an offence not that their complaining :D

    I still cant find my baseball cap, who took it ?????? :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    lol who needs the psni when were about locking up men :) although i think that may be an offence not that their complaining :D

    MHNI Man Hunt Northern Ireland :cool: and recruitment procedure is made up by us 2!


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    :eek: this face sums you up tonight lol im going to look out for the TSG that looks shocked the most, not that i ever see TSGs :( thats probably a good thing :pac:

    ther out all the time in our area!! cant move for them! ill cuff next 2 i see and steal their hats so TSG you can have 1 if your nice!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    on the topic of stripping policemen i would so not pay money to see this, hmm i know see the meaning of not looking at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire :P


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1125202/Taxpayers-face-170-000-police-repeatedly-arrest-stripper-impersonating-officer.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    TSG 15 wrote: »
    I still cant find my baseball cap, who took it ?????? :eek:
    PYG everyone knows thats her party piece:D
    beca wrote: »
    MHNI Man Hunt Northern Ireland :cool: and recruitment procedure is made up by us 2!

    genius ill love going to work :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭TSG 15


    5 ton.... I will risk it, judo or not lol. Bring it on lol:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    bring what on? and whats 5 ton? :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    TSG 15 wrote: »
    5 ton.... I will risk it, judo or not lol. Bring it on lol:pac:

    you can have him and keep him too, maybe handcuff him in ur basement! know you like that kinda stuff ;) lol hes like the mitchellin man, seriously!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭TSG 15


    bring what on? and whats 5 ton? :confused:

    Something Beca is going to get me hit with..... by her judo mate lol. Do I look scared??:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    TSG 15 wrote: »
    Something Beca is going to get me hit with..... by her judo mate lol. Do I look scared??:eek:

    hes not my mate! hes big git! lol he sat on me to win a match at judo, near died :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭tickle_monster


    TSG 15 wrote: »
    Something Beca is going to get me hit with..... by her judo mate lol. Do I look scared??:eek:


    ahh right!! scared? are you going to be in full gear shield and all :P would one of those shields be the height of me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭TSG 15


    Can I say something in mens defence now....... please???:(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭beca


    TSG 15 wrote: »
    Can I say something in mens defence now....... please???:(

    no! ok... lets watch him beg for mercy :D


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