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o holy dung! ist is madness like! 1 fella was tickin anwser as she said stop beside me an i swear he was on time but woman at front had eyes like a hawk and took a mental at him!! threaten to rip his paper up, swear he nearly cried :mad: poor wee dote! an at the start the lady was all aw yous all look very stern, best of luck just relax an all!
fitness radar was either workin at low capacity or severe lack of hotties
highest by a mile was 8/10 but he was in the session before me and seen him goin out the door (hes my best m8s new fella too so hes off limits)
mines just over a week away, still havent done any work for it
women on a power trip is never a good thing lol aww crying men, the important question was whether or not he was hot...only then could you have comforted him 
stern, just practising for cruising about in the cars eyeing everyone up, tickle and beca wont be looking for crimes we'll be looking for hotness :cool:
you think you did ok then?
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tickle_monster wrote: »mines just over a week away, still havent done any work for it women on a power trip is never a good thing lol aww crying men, the important question was whether or not he was hot...only then could you have comforted him stern, just practising for cruising about in the cars eyeing everyone up, tickle and beca wont be looking for crimes we'll be looking for hotness :cool:
you think you did ok then?
oh he was no way hot at all! but brightened up my day because he got shouted at! yea well b cruisin about pullin over fellas an checkin them out, me thinks your on drugs... strip search!! lol if only
i think i did ok because everybody found it hard, if i think about it it wasnt that heard it was just timing pressure that was in my mind the whole time so i couldnt really concentrate because avery 15 20 seconds i was saying to myself oo what time is it, had i better move on?
ive great news for ya and i know youll laugh! my dad has finally accepted that im applying and if i join the police il "not be welome in my house or town ever again" WTF!
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well tickle how are the eyes going?? i take back about what i said about mine, the police wanted to check mine before i started cuz ive got the enhancements and he said my eyes were basically perfect whereas when i first got them lazered i still needed glasses to drive a police car so delighted atm!:)
hey given, my eyes are great thanks, better than 20:20 so ive been taking them out for a good spot of creeping on men feel very lucky theve been great, only drawback being bloodshot like a demon and i keep reaching for my specs its strange how vulnerable they are without the spec protection lol!! so needless to say im really really really pleased
im glad your enhancements worked and good luck with GV woop woop oh and cruising around in your police car without visual aids loloh he was no way hot at all! but brightened up my day because he got shouted at! yea well b cruisin about pullin over fellas an checkin them out, me thinks your on drugs... strip search!! lol if only
i think i did ok because everybody found it hard, if i think about it it wasnt that heard it was just timing pressure that was in my mind the whole time so i couldnt really concentrate because avery 15 20 seconds i was saying to myself oo what time is it, had i better move on?
ive great news for ya and i know youll laugh! my dad has finally accepted that im applying and if i join the police il "not be welome in my house or town ever again" WTF!
** ATTENTION ALL BOARDSIES (hot 1s only) **
beca free to good home
strip search lol yeah throw them over the bonnet and have our wicked way with them, do you think we'll get the sack for our corrupt ways, i hope we only have male sergeants that succomb to our wicked ways or the girl is on our wavelength!!
my ist is so soon starting to panic a bit, dont want to drop out at the first part ill be devasted...must think positive
oh dear can you not talk daddykins round? i havent even told my dad not planning on it either lol hows about we buy a camper van and drive from station to station and the hot men shall offer us a bed in the cells for a night, we'll feel like were in the police that way aswell i love your advert hot ones only...no one likes timewasters 0 -
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tickle_monster wrote: »hey given, my eyes are great thanks, better than 20:20 so ive been taking them out for a good spot of creeping on men feel very lucky theve been great, only drawback being bloodshot like a demon and i keep reaching for my specs its strange how vulnerable they are without the spec protection lol!! so needless to say im really really really pleased
im glad your enhancements worked and good luck with GV woop woop oh and cruising around in your police car without visual aids lol
thats amazing news, it is so weird without your glasses like, i just couldnt get used to it for ages! lol thank god with the enhancements my eyes didnt become bloodshot, it scary looking!0 -
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tickle_monster wrote: »hey given, my eyes are great thanks, better than 20:20 so ive been taking them out for a good spot of creeping on men feel very lucky theve been great, only drawback being bloodshot like a demon and i keep reaching for my specs its strange how vulnerable they are without the spec protection lol!! so needless to say im really really really pleased
im glad your enhancements worked and good luck with GV woop woop oh and cruising around in your police car without visual aids lol
strip search lol yeah throw them over the bonnet and have our wicked way with them, do you think we'll get the sack for our corrupt ways, i hope we only have male sergeants that succomb to our wicked ways or the girl is on our wavelength!!
my ist is so soon starting to panic a bit, dont want to drop out at the first part ill be devasted...must think positive
oh dear can you not talk daddykins round? i havent even told my dad not planning on it either lol hows about we buy a camper van and drive from station to station and the hot men shall offer us a bed in the cells for a night, we'll feel like were in the police that way aswell i love your advert hot ones only...no one likes timewasters
my results should arrive on my birthday because its a month after my test to the date! so im gonna rip them open because i couldnt leave them sitting to the day after so ill either be over the moon whhoo hooo or completly devestated boooo :mad::mad: and not go out for my birthday
i dont wanna talk him round, if hes gonna try and stand in the way of something he knows iv wanted to do for years then that just shows me what a real asshole he really is!! my bro is in the armed forces and my dad never was like this with him so anything he says about it not bein safe is a load of bull!
indeed no timewasters! if im gonna be made homeless i may as well have fun with it!!0 -
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Don't know exactly where to ask this but I'll try in here... Does anyone know anything about the Strathclyde Police recruitment? I was talking to a retired PSNI officer the other day and he reccomended going for it as you've a far better chance of getting in especially being female, but I've been looking it up and from what I get from their site if I was unsuccessfull in this PSNI campaign you have to wait a full year to apply for Strathclyde. Does anyone know if this would be right even though they recruit basically all the time? Or could you apply for it now at the same time as applying for the PSNI?
Any help would be muchly appreciated...that man has planted a seed in my head and the more I think about it the more it seems like a good idea 0 -
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tickle_monster wrote: »hey given, my eyes are great thanks, better than 20:20 so ive been taking them out for a good spot of creeping on men feel very lucky theve been great, only drawback being bloodshot like a demon and i keep reaching for my specs its strange how vulnerable they are without the spec protection lol!! so needless to say im really really really pleased
im glad your enhancements worked and good luck with GV woop woop oh and cruising around in your police car without visual aids lol
thats amazing news, it is so weird without your glasses like, i just couldnt get used to it for ages! lol thank god with the enhancements my eyes didnt become bloodshot, it scary looking!
lol i know ive poked my eyes a good few times and go to fix my specs, so glad i dont have to wear them, but how weird is this when i out them on their blurry and then my eyes adjust and i can see through them :cool: ahh the bloodshot ive still got it but its calmed down alot its a rare looking sight!!
and what isnt there to like about the uniform it highlights a mans shape makes them look all tough and down right hot, it makes all wearers (within reason) look like hotties, and you cant notice the green unless the light is shining on it....i want to go perve on cops now :rolleyes:just look at those perfectly shaped bodies, and the uniform only serves as a reminder that they are in the police force, in a position of power and are ready and waiting with handcuffs to lock me up! and theyv got guns and drive fast cars (its a must in a fella)
where the hell did you find that photo, aww see how tenderly yet toughly they hold that rifle, if any policemen are indecently assaulted tonight im the culprit position of power to cuff us up and throw us over the bonnet yeeeooooh they may want girlfriends like us but could they keep up?
it'll be a double party on your birthday you'll totally pass you have to i need a fellow creep in GV with me dont leave me on my own with all those men it would be truely terrible
you'd think your dad would think your going to be safer in the police than your brother is maybe its because your a girl we need protected...by hot policemen 0 -
haha your pic just about sums up the uniform, creased trousers and not exactly the most flattering things:p a fireman now i can well understand.... dont get me wrong i have seen a good few good looking police women:-p
right.. lets break it down...
1. creased trousers- shows hes been out working all day, all hot and sweaty in that heavy uniform, jumping over walls, catching crims etc etc.
2. the body armour- his life is in danger and he needs protection therfore i should be his woman and look after him when he gets home at night because under that tough exterior hes sensitive and caring
3. the gun- as tickle said, "aww see how tenderly yet toughly they hold that rifle" those hands know a days work and a man thats good with his hands... well... this is a public forum i cant really say
4. the jumper- see how it hugs his figure, showing of his body shape, but yet it still hangs loose so as not to make womenkind think that hes put on weight since he got it
5. uniform- its a uniform and its police so therefore it comands a certain amount of respect and well thats just hot
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tickle_monster wrote: »
i want to go perve on cops now :rolleyes:
wait for me!!tickle_monster wrote: »where the hell did you find that photo, aww see how tenderly yet toughly they hold that rifle, if any policemen are indecently assaulted tonight im the culprit position of power to cuff us up and throw us over the bonnet yeeeooooh they may want girlfriends like us but could they keep up?
it'll be a double party on your birthday you'll totally pass you have to i need a fellow creep in GV with me dont leave me on my own with all those men it would be truely terrible you'd think your dad would think your going to be safer in the police than your brother is maybe its because your a girl we need protected...by hot policemen
googled hot psni uniform, not jokin. course they couldnt keep up, were master perves and way ahead of their game! they couldnt even pick us up in a bar! speaking of bar.... shall we organise to have a belfast rip to celebrate ist being over??
ill also be indecently assaultin with ye tickle so dont worry well b each others alibi when were locked up! an i better pass of i really will have a mental breakdown! indeed i need protected but if hes doesnt want me in the police, no amout of persuadin willl change his mind, hes 1 of those scarily controlling freaks and hes done the exact same with all my familly.... the template is-
DAD> if your going to (*insert lifeong dream*) then you can find somewhere else to life because your not doing it under my roof
FAMILLY MEMBER> if you cant be happy and support me then i dont want to live here biatch!
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wait for me!!
googled hot psni uniform, not jokin. course they couldnt keep up, were master perves and way ahead of their game! they couldnt even pick us up in a bar! speaking of bar.... shall we organise to have a belfast rip to celebrate ist being over??
ill also be indecently assaultin with ye tickle so dont worry well b each others alibi when were locked up! an i better pass of i really will have a mental breakdown! indeed i need protected but if hes doesnt want me in the police, no amout of persuadin willl change his mind, hes 1 of those scarily controlling freaks and hes done the exact same with all my familly.... the template is-
DAD> if your going to (*insert lifeong dream*) then you can find somewhere else to life because your not doing it under my roof
FAMILLY MEMBER> if you cant be happy and support me then i dont want to live here biatch!
also happened with my sisters wedding believe it or not!
yeeeeoooooh we can go to prison together for indecent assault and break out indeed we shall have to attack belfast good riddance to ist lol and hello hot cops of belfast ahh he is very against it isnt he awk maybe he'll come round fingers toes legs arms crossed 0 -
tickle_monster wrote: »yeeeeoooooh we can go to prison together for indecent assault and break out indeed we shall have to attack belfast good riddance to ist lol and hello hot cops of belfast ahh he is very against it isnt he awk maybe he'll come round fingers toes legs arms crossed
COPPER> im arresting you on suspicion of indecent assault of a police officer
ME> wait wait wait use his proper name... hot cop
COPPER> you do not blah blah blah...
ME> but i failed my ist im allowed to!
COPPERS>> awk dear me i understand your reasons now aw thats ok then.. gwan ahead sure ill meet you later, im off in half an hour and ill bring the handcuffs 0 -
COPPER> im arresting you on suspicion of indecent assault of a police officer
ME> wait wait wait use his proper name... hot cop
COPPER> you do not blah blah blah...
ME> but i failed my ist im allowed to!
COPPERS>> awk dear me i understand your reasons now aw thats ok then.. gwan ahead sure ill meet you later, im off in half an hour and ill bring the handcuffs
awk hes not meant to be a softie hes meant to cuff you up and throw you over the bonnet i loved your description of top reasons why the uniform is hot! i saw it shining in the sun today gosh it really is really green lol i still liked it :cool: im so going to start googling hot psni uniform i was forgetting hot...we should set up a psni uniform site just all hot men and of course we shall have to obtain photos of the darlings themselves....long lenses with the flag behind them like in GV...sounds like a great site 0 -
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is the allowance on top of the £22.5k salary or is it included? that'd make such a difference every month eh? i did hear though that this allowance is being stopped, maybe with the way things are at the minute the "danger money" will stay put! oh well, here's hoping anyway.... maybe we could all claim for new silk scatter cushions, the cleaning of our swimming pools and dredging of our moats as well! oh and not to forget the chunky kitkats, must claim for those too!! 0
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PEGGYSUE'S MAMA wrote: »is the allowance on top of the £22.5k salary or is it included? that'd make such a difference every month eh? i did hear though that this allowance is being stopped, maybe with the way things are at the minute the "danger money" will stay put! oh well, here's hoping anyway.... maybe we could all claim for new silk scatter cushions, the cleaning of our swimming pools and dredging of our moats as well! oh and not to forget the chunky kitkats, must claim for those too!!
Sounds reasonable enough to me. Ive already a claim away in for my brother cleaning my mansion 10 hours a day @ £47.50 an hour (the min wage has a knock on effect you know) and also for my landscape gardener (only a lock of acres) . . Hope this wont affect my chances of getting in but a girl has to live by the standards to which she's become accustomed....0 -
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PEGGYSUE'S MAMA wrote: »is the allowance on top of the £22.5k salary or is it included? that'd make such a difference every month eh? i did hear though that this allowance is being stopped, maybe with the way things are at the minute the "danger money" will stay put! oh well, here's hoping anyway.... maybe we could all claim for new silk scatter cushions, the cleaning of our swimming pools and dredging of our moats as well! oh and not to forget the chunky kitkats, must claim for those too!!
No it's on top of salary and it's staying tip 2011 when it is up for review again0 -
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