Last Orders - A Song About Life! :D

niallon

I generally find myself to be a serious songwriter but during a jam recently this one just fell outta me gob! Thought I'd post it up and see if I could bring about a few smiles!

Passed out on the porch, looking for my shoes
Hoping that you're here to bring me good news
Lately everything has gone to hell
Will ya have a drink ah sure ya might as well

Pour me a vodka in a tall glass
You haven't got any Guinness you can
Kiss, my, ass
Bring me a bourbon in a bottle
Gimme whiskey straight we'll have no quarrell
Jaegermeister for the master
Everybodies gettin plastered
We'll be the ones to clean up
In the end

We'll drink, to our hearts, content
It's my opinion that, that's a day well spent
We'll drink, and we won't regret
The splitting pain in our heads

Zambuca, I hardly knew ya
Aftershock, you'll get me lock
Want some wine
Oh no I'm fine
I'll end up on the floor
They've called last orders
No it's not over
I'll have at least one more

We'll drink, to our hearts, content
It's my opinion that that's a day well spent
We'll drink, and we won't regret
The splitting pain in our heads

CHUG!

Hope it get's ya giggling!

Steve_o

Sung with a Ronnie Drew - esque voice would be brilliant!

niallon

Ha, ye!

The only recording I currently have of it is an open mic one that definitely proves that sung when pissed is effective!