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Couple Of Quickies

rocky25 · 2008-06-16 15:21:38

A Lesbian goes to a Gynecologist and the Gynecologist says, "I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I've seen in ages." "Thanks," said the Lesbian. "I have a woman in 4 times a week." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dublin teachers are known to use the following translations for the remarks they make on pupils' report cards: "A born…

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16-06-2008 4:21pm

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A Lesbian goes to a Gynecologist and the Gynecologist says,

"I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I've seen in ages."

"Thanks," said the Lesbian.

"I have a woman in 4 times a week."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dublin teachers are known to use the following translations for the remarks they make on pupils' report cards:

"A born leader" - Runs a protection racket

"Easy-going" - Bone idle

"Good progress" - You should have seen him a year ago

"Friendly" - Never shuts up

"Helpful" - A creep

"Reliable" - Informs on his friends

"Expresses himself confidently" - Impertinent

"Enjoys physical education" - A bully

"Does not accept authority easily" - Dad is in prison

"Often appears tired" - Stays up all night watching television

"A rather solitary child" - He smells

"Popular in the playground" - Sells pornography

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