Deere John !

dak

Apologies to all fellow culchies !


APPLICATION TO LIVE WITHIN

THE

CITY OR COUNTY
OF
Dublin
(Including Fingal)

Anyone not born within the City and County of Dublin will now be required to
Complete the attached application form and return it to:

The Immigration and Population Control Officer

(Culchie Section)

Dublin Corporation Offices

Wood Quay

Dublin 2.

within 21 days of arriving in the City or County of Dublin



Application to live in the City or County of Dublin.
(Including Fingal)


Name:__________________________

Nickname : (what your friends call you ) __________________________

Address : ( herd number ) _________________________

Father: ( otherwise known as Daddy ) ____________________________
( If you don't know your Daddy, list three suspects )

Mother: _____________________________


Neck Shade: Light Red Medium Red Dark Red

Do You own you own teeth ? Yes No

If borrowed, please state from whom. ________________________

Number of Teeth in Full Grin: Upper: _____ Lower: _____

Length of Right Leg: ____ Length of Left Leg: ____

How many wellies do you own ? ______ (pairs)

Size of Farm:
(please tick)

Middlin' Smallish Bit of a Field Only A Bog


Make of your Tractor: ________________ Weight of Your Tractor: ___________

Tractor Equipped With (please tick) : Gun Rack 4 Wheel Drive Cassette Deck Load of Turf Ford Cortina Shock Absorbers Truck Wheels Sawdoctor's CDs Mud Flaps
Toothpick Holder Big Dog Goat's Hide

Number of empty Beer Cans on floor of your tractor: _________

BUMPER STICKERS SHOWN :
(please tick)

"Well Holy God" Me Other Car Is A Piece of ****E Too If you're not from Cavan, you're not worth a ****e Mayo for Sam Honk if you love Glenroe Supermacs



FAVOURITE VOCALIST:
(please tick)

Margo Big Tom Loretta Lynn Hank Williams Brendan Shine Garth Brooks Tammy Wynette Declan Nerney Daniel O' Donnell Meself What's A Vocalist?

FAVOURITE RECREATION:
(please tick)

Line Dancin' Sheep Shaggin' Slurry Smellin' Bailin' Hay Dole Signin' Drinkin' Chewin' Tabacca Belchin' Spittin' Other

Name(s) of Daughter(s) :
(please tick)

Mary Biddy Bridie Udder


Weapons Owned :
(please tick)

Shovel Power or Chain Saw Pick Handle Slash Hook Hurley Other

Cap Emblem:
(please tick)

Guinness Smithwicks Massey Ferguson Net Nitrate 10-10-20 Kerry Co-Op
Smile if you're wearin' wellies


Number of Dependants : Legal ___ Claimed ___
Number of Welfare Cheques Claimed ____

Number of Weeks Unemployed: ______ (REALLY ____ )

Membership Of:
(please tick)

GAA IFA Macra ICA Youth Defence Fine Gael

Car Model:
(please tick)

Ford Cortina Ford Escort MK1 Ford Escort MK2 Fiat Ritmo VW Jetta Humber Honda 50


How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your yard ? _____

Are you married to any of the following :
(please tick)

Sister Brother Cousin Cow

Does your wife weigh more than your tractor ? Yes No

Can you write your name and get the spelling right every time ? Yes No

Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend ? ________ If Yes, Why ? __________

Can you count to :
(please tick)

Ten with your shoes on Twenty-one with your fly closed

Medical History:

B.O. Bovine T.B. Smelly Feet Runny Nose Bad Breath Head Lice Sheep Lice
Foot & Mouth Disease

Please give the same information in respect to yourself.

THANK YOU FOR FILLING IN THIS FORM

We Will Let You Know If Ewe Can Stay Next Week.