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Describe your Cock

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  • #52
    liberation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭liberation


    This thread is really gay


  • #53
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    liberation wrote: »
    This thread is really gay

    You logged on to say that?


    That is really gay.


  • #54
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    liberation wrote: »
    This thread is really gay

    So glad you shared that with us..:rolleyes:


  • #55
    timetogetfit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭timetogetfit


    Degsy wrote: »
    They do say one rolls joints that look like ones cock.Mine are usually long,top-loaded and have a large swelling in the midsection.

    you forgot to mention that its placed right on top of your neck


  • #56
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Degsy wrote: »
    They do say one rolls joints that look like ones cock.Mine are usually long,top-loaded and have a large swelling in the midsection.
    And in your mouth...


  • #57
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    timetogetfit wrote: »
    you forgot to mention that its placed right on top of your neck
    slideways wrote: »
    And in your mouth...
    Quite bitchy tonight.


  • #58
    TomCo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    liberation wrote: »
    This thread is really gay

    u r gay


  • #59
    cautioner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 862 ✭✭✭cautioner


    My cock is two inches...

    ...from the ground, that is.


  • #60
    Krieg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    This thread has achieved my cocks approval

    Please continue


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  • #61
    magick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    its Allergic to girls, it swells up badly near them


  • #62
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,960 ✭✭✭trout


    rancid


  • #63
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Itchy


  • #64
    cock robin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    Mighty,with its own gravity.


  • #65
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    liberation wrote: »
    This thread is really gay
    Abigayle wrote: »
    That is really gay.
    TomCo wrote: »
    u r gay

    all yore ma's are gay


  • #66
    TJJP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,529 ✭✭✭TJJP


    A picture speaks a thousand words.... here's one circa 2002, mid celtic tiger. Not mine mind...

    691C1266E9BE4C159C2D159EF9C9E7C5.jpg


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  • #67
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,573 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Omnipotent


  • #68
    TJJP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,529 ✭✭✭TJJP


    Seems like (not) mine is the bigest.


  • #69
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    cautioner wrote: »
    My cock is two inches...

    ...from the ground, that is.

    Must suck being a midget, huh? :p


  • #70
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    The first rule of small cock club is we don't talk about small cock club.


  • #71
    suspectdevice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭suspectdevice


    seemingly, sildenafil citrate makes it grow bigger


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  • #72
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Man, I don't know what the f**k you just said... but you're special to me!


  • #73
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    Man, I don't know what the f**k you just said... but you're special to me!
    I think he means stoppemfloppin' viagra ...


  • #74
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I think he means stoppemfloppin' viagra ...

    Ah, your best area.


  • #75
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Translating unintelligible posts?

    Yep, been doing it for you for years! :p


  • #76
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Translating unintelligible posts?

    Yep, been doing it for you for years! :p

    Thats what im keepin' ya round for, monkeyboy.

    And I meant that you were well accustomed to certain enhancing drugs aforementioned in the thread :p


  • #77
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Nah, that was just a sugar pill I gave you.

    Placebo effect FTW!

    Oops ... it won't work any more now, will it? :(

    Oh well ... not sure how you could tell the difference anyway!


  • #78
    source
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,322 ✭✭✭source


    in one word.......majestic


  • #79
    Daftendirekt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Daftendirekt


    I'd tell you, but I can't find a strong enough magnifying glass :pac:


  • #80
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Am I right in saying a thread describing penises has gone for 80 posts on Boards without been moved to S&S?! :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxPDyqN67b4


    (some language NSFW)


  • #81
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Was that a boy or a gurl? :/

    I'd be the same, but with more fires.


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  • #82
    life_is_music
    Closed Accounts Posts: 259 ✭✭life_is_music


    nocturnal.....

    requires attention at least once a day


  • #83
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    patty33 wrote: »
    well if it is cute how would u like to rub it all over my very huge tits and maybe we will see how small and stumpy it is then
    Well thats an offer i'd find very hard to refuse but them knockers of yours would want to be very very big for me to be able to reach them from all the way over here:pac:
    Maybe its this or more likely this this

    Edit: ahhh pattys the fattys post got deleted...


  • #84
    tenandtracer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    Picture of a man with a HUGE cock!


  • #85
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/wactus.jpg


  • #86
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    timetogetfit wrote: »
    you forgot to mention that its placed right on top of your neck

    Lol.Nice one Arnie.


  • #87
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    So what's with all this penis envy , isint there enough to go around the place ?


  • #88
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Not really a descriptive kind of guy but I'd say I could beat a baby elephant to death with mine.


  • #89
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Am I right in saying a thread describing penises has gone for 80 posts on Boards without been moved to S&S?! :eek:
    Lol, I'd have been more surprised if it had been, tbh.

    Here or the Nest, them's the options, really ...


  • #90
    HammerHeadGym
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭HammerHeadGym


    cautioner wrote: »
    My cock is two inches...

    ...from the ground, that is.

    Yeah. When you're lying on you belly.


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  • #91
    JangoFett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    A bit more than average, but thats all you need...oh and pierced, twice.


  • #92
    greatgoal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭greatgoal


    big enough to fill a pram.:D


  • #93
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    mine looks like a Mr. Zucchini Head, with his Doc Martins and cool hat


  • #94
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,658 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Ever see the film Tremors? :D


  • #95
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Mine looks like a half melted Toffee Crisp:(


  • #96
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    A can of Vim with an orange on top.


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  • #97
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    antodeco wrote: »
    Ever see the film Tremors? :D

    Just the tip , what about the length ? :D


  • #98
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    It looks like an otter with one eye.


  • #99
    Kovik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 218 ✭✭Kovik


    A moist badger eating a ladder.


  • #100
    Hornswoggle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Hornswoggle


    A bottle of powerade come water baloon


  • #101
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    greatgoal wrote: »
    big enough to fill a pram.:D

    Impressive, but unlikely,
    Robster The Lobster wrote: »
    Mine looks like a half melted Toffee Crisp:(

    Small but good?
    Degsy wrote: »
    A can of Vim with an orange on top.

    Is it all the same colour?
    Deleted User wrote: »
    It looks like an otter with one eye.

    I'm trying to picture it......and failing,
    Kovik wrote: »
    A moist badger eating a ladder.

    Frightening,

    Hornswoggle wrote: »
    A bottle of powerade come water baloon

    Truly bizarre.

    All these fine replies culled from just one page.....:D


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