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Describe your Cock

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Daftendirekt


    I have an Ostrich if that counts.

    Compensating much?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    Gnarly, like bog oak.
    It's just not pretty.

    :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    Joe Cool wrote: »
    Gnarly, like bog oak.
    It's just not pretty.

    I disagree ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Mine is curly, and smells a little of emmental.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,248 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Mine is curly, and smells a little of emmental.

    somebody feeling a little left out ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Mine is curly, and smells a little of emmental.

    Classic example of Freudian penis envy.



    Not:).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Joe Cool wrote: »
    Gnarly, like bog oak.
    It's just not pretty.

    :cool:


    I can never read a post of yours again without that picture in my mind.

    Thanks for that.:(:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Score, Joe! ;)


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Big enough to fill a pram!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    I can never read a post of yours again without that picture in my mind.

    Thanks for that.frown.gifsmile.gif

    It's always nice to make an impression but, to be honest,
    I don't understand all the fuss over such a little thing. :D

    :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Mine is curly, and smells a little of emmental.

    Limburger I'd say myself :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Limburger I'd say myself :cool:
    Had to google that... nice!


  • Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    Mine looks a bit like the mushrooms in the Super Mario Games... Although it smells a bit like blue cheese..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭beautiation


    Mine has turrets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    ive got a cock like a six month old boy (literally about the size of a six month old baby boy)!


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