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That's how the fight started...

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  • 23-06-2008 3:47pm
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    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭


    I rear-ended a car this morning.

    So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
    car. And you know how you just get so stressed and life-stuff seems to get
    funny?

    Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

    He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
    So, I looked down at him and said , "Well, which one are you then?"

    . . . and that's when the fight started.


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    Fey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭Fey!


    Soooo bad, soooo non-pc, and soooo funny!!!


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    kleefarr wrote: »
    I. . . and that's when the fight started.

    Who won, I bet he did with a head butt

    into your nuts!


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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭Homer


    Your child being born a dwarf isn't all bad news...

    Have you seen how much cheaper 'fun size' Mars Bars are?


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    h57xiucj2z946q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭h57xiucj2z946q


    did he batter the ankles of ya?


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Think I posted this one way back but still very funny !


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