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Funny similes

acoc100 · 2008-06-23 18:47:11

Here are a few I made up earlier if anyone as other ones to add feel free. As hungry as bobby sands at an all you can eat buffet As horny as a handless virgin As alert as a skydiver on cocaine As ambitious as the dwarf wanting to win the high jump As cagey as the pope at an atheists convention As cheerful as Santa Claus on…

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23-06-2008 7:47pm

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Here are a few I made up earlier if anyone as other ones to add feel free.

As hungry as bobby sands at an all you can eat buffet

As horny as a handless virgin

As alert as a skydiver on cocaine

As ambitious as the dwarf wanting to win the high jump

As cagey as the pope at an atheists convention

As cheerful as Santa Claus on ecstasy

As clumsy as a sumo wrestler doing ballet

As cold as a nudist in the Antarctic

As damp as Shane McGowan’s mattress

As deep as a irritable bowel syndrome suffers underpants drawer

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