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Horse Deal

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  • 25-06-2008 10:43am
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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭


    Sorry for any offence caused(anyone that know's my posts knows thats a lie

    Dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse.



    "What are you looking for" asks owner. "A female horth" said the dwarf. The owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth,can I thee her eythe"? The owner picks him up and shows him it's eyes. "Nithe eyeth, can I thee her teeth"? He lifts up the dwarf and shows him her teeth. "Nithe teeth, can I thee her twot"? He lifts him up and shoves his head up the mares fanny and pulls it out a few seconds later. "I'll reefaze that. Can I thee her wun awound"?


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