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25-06-2008 10:53am#1Speeding - Good, Better and Best
GOOD: Wexford: Garda Traffic Corps had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but weren't getting many. Then they discovered the problem - a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which
read WARNING : SPEED TRAP AHEAD. The garda also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money
(And we used to just sell strawberries!)
BETTER: A motorist was mailed a photo of his car speeding through an
automated speed check on the N4. A €80 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the gardai a photo of €80. The Gardai responded with
another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding.
A Traffic Corps Garda walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Garda Traffic Department Ball.'
He replied, 'The Garda Traffic Department don't have balls.....'
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his
patrol car and left
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