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25-06-2008 3:55pm#1I made up this joke earlier and was wondering if people found it funny.
Bear in mind its a lot harder to make up a joke from scratch than recite one youve heard elsewhere
There was a farmer who had a single prized chicken that he loved dearly. He would enter the chicken in contest in local fairs but never won. The reason the judges gave was that he was just too small to compete with the big boys.
The farmer tried feeding him bigger and bigger portions but to no avail. After many sleepless nights thinking about his problem suddenly he had a eureka moment.
The next day in went into the nearby town and began visiting all the shoes shops he could see. Eventually he purchased the biggest pair of shoes he could find in the whole town. His wife who accompanied him was puzzled by his behaviour and she asked him “Why in the name of God did you buy those shoes there twice too big for you” and the farmer replied “You know what they say about the size of a mans shoes. The bigger they are the bigger his cock
Cheers3
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It's probably should have put in the dedicated little Johnny Thread thread but I wanted to get feedback and see if people find this one funny just made up a minute ago
Little Johnny came home from school after a career day and asked his mother if he could go on and check out a few places of work. The first place in wanting to check out was a joinery and he wanted particularly to talk to the salesmen about their job. And then decided he wanted to go to a confectionery factory where he was particularly interested to meet the people sort and wrap the goods. His mother said “these seem like very unusual professions to be interested in where did you get the idea from” and the boy replied “one of my classmates said I was a back door merchant and a fudge packer” 0 -
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