worst. episode. EVER

Rawr

Any Voyager episode featuring BallinaPaddy...I mean 'Fair Haven'
Always leaves me in a blind rage.

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-Parody of Wrath of Khan

<On a communicator to Robin Berger (the Ep's writer)> : Do you know what you have done to the world's preception of Ireland, DO YOU?!

<Robin Berger>: Ireland? My old friend. You're still alive?

<Ireland> STILL...old friend.

<Robin Berger> I shall leave your image like we have left most of our actors careers....buried in sh*ie...(buried in sh*ite)...

<Ireland> BERGERRRRRRRR!!!!!
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ben bedlam

Worst episode ever:

Voyager- 'Remember' - B'Elanna gets an old womans memories. MOST BORING UNEVENTFUL PIECE OF TREK TRIPE EVER.

Rawr

ben bedlam wrote: »

Worst episode ever:

Voyager- 'Remember' - B'Elanna gets an old womans memories. MOST BORING UNEVENTFUL PIECE OF TREK TRIPE EVER.

Ah yes. Another pet hate of mine in Star Trek: Any episode that features an empathic race and focuses on that aspect of them. Thus anything Batazoid, Vulcan or whatever...

That particular episode you mention feels like it was recycled from TNG.

uncleoswald

I have a general hate of holodeck episodes (although some worked.) I don't know the names but I remember a particular piece of crap from TNG involving a cryptic train...

Sherifu

uncleoswald wrote: »

I have a general hate of holodeck episodes (although some worked.) I don't know the names but I remember a particular piece of crap from TNG involving a cryptic train...

Sounds like Emergence.

uncleoswald

Sherifu wrote: »

Sounds like Emergence.

A quick google shows you are right, ~shudder~

And +1 for all those that said Masks or Shades of Gray

Zamboni

I'd have to go with the early Voyager one with the circus performers.
And every DS9 that features Ferengis outside of the usual 3 suspects.

bizmark

The voyager irish episodes and TNG shades of grey

they are the only episode's of star trek i wont happly rewatch every time they are on

I'd have to go with the early Voyager one with the circus performers.

The one with the AI that force's some people in suspended animation to live in constant terror?......Thought that was very good myself maybe one of the best episodes

professorpete

The TNG episopde where Crusher falls in love with a mediator dude who turns out to be a simbant-type thing who looks like a giant scorpion, who they implant into Riker cos the next host body hasn't arrived yet.... "Hello Doctor Beverly.." Yeuch!!!

Also TNG - the one where Lwuxana Troi falls in love with an aul lad who's way out & wrong culture dictates he must commit suicide when coming of retirement age... Just absolutely god-awful..

and +1 to the one above where Beverly (again) falls in love with a scottish ghost..Love stories have no place in Star Trek, unless it's Picard jamming in the jeffrey's toobs with that sexy piano playing commander.. what happened to her anyway?

nyarlothothep

I think she was re-assigned, and it didn't work out because she nearly died on an away mission. They kind of implicitly agreed that it would be too emotionally risky to continue their relationship.

lol, yeah the ghost episode was cringeworthy. Oh well no final season would be complete without at least one cringe episode.

ben bedlam

ANY episode of Enterprise.

Auvers

ben bedlam wrote: »

ANY episode of Enterprise.

yeah but any episode with the vulcan bird being oiled up has to account for something

Slice

I'd have to go with the early Voyager one with the circus performers.

I loved that episode - it was so different ...and by different i mean colourful

nyarlothothep

I think the clown was played by that dude in short circuit 2 who also appeared in an episode of the x-files where mulder exchanges bodies with him.

helimachoptor

Firstly I really really liked Enterprise.

Early seasons of DS9 were crap. Once the Klingon war and then the dominion war came along it got good.

Some early eps of Voyager were good. But on the whole I didnt like it.

The only ep I truly like was the planet of water episode with Paris as lead actor (and that guy Martin Lloyd from Stargate and SATC as the lead alien)

Amtmann

Very bad episodes of TNG include:

Lonely Among Us
Shades of Gray
The Naked Now
The Royale
Menage a Troi
Birthright (1 and 2)
Dark Page
Masks
Sub Rosa
Eye of the Beholder

DS9:

Most of the Ferengi episodes; the mirror universe episodes; and the Lwaxanna Troi episode.

Voyager stinkers include:

Fairhaven and all the other holodeck episodes; Barge of the Dead, the Borg children episodes (they should have left the Borg episodes at Scorpion, which was good.

chopperbyrne

Off sick at the moment and turned on Virgin1 to see what episode of Voyager was on.

Was the one about chaotic space with Chakotay having visions of a boxing match.

Absolutely terrible.

Turned off the telly.

Turned it back on about five hours later and the SAME EPISODE was on!

Azhrei

Kiith wrote: »

DS9: None. No, there was never a bad episode of DS9....ever.

Babel.

Amtmann

Excellent youtube review episodes here actually. They're really funny and very intelligent. Here's a review of Hide and Q for an example: http://www.youtube.com/user/sfdebris

Amtmann

Rascal77

TNG S1-S2,it didn't really kick off until season three.Really liked Enterprise though.